Jason Todd 🐦‍⬛

DC RP BLOG! BANNER + DIVIDERS + PFP BY @m-ozzy

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Jason Todd

He/Him - Transmasculine

21 years old

6’0’’

225 lbs

Red Hood

[information unknown]

Inspo board

OOC INFO

adding this to the top of all my accounts’ pinned because clearly some people don’t bother to read far enough to see it:

I AM A MINOR! DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL IF YOU HAVE MDNI!! IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

RESET INFO

Hey yall, it’s @m-ozzy again!! Please read my intro post for my DNI and boundaries before interacting!

Some things not on that intro post:

No nsfw, no godmodding, OCs and magic anons(with limits) are welcome! [please though, no pregnancy anons.]

For now this is just a silly blog, but I may get into some more detailed rps later on.

currently this Jason’s personality is based on my HCs and the comics I’ve read, so it may not always be completely in character and remember I’m still learning!

ok so this blog will (obviously) go into some darker themes so make sure your triggering tags are properly blocked.

I’ve become a biiit more lenient on my romance policy, but I still do prefer communication before any sort of romantic interactions.

All ships will be considered separate timelines, there will be no cheating arcs.

Personally I don’t care much for jayroy or jayrose, and of course any batcest ships are completely off the table.

tag for suggestive reblogs/posts/threads is #jay’s less than family friendly tag so block that if you don’t wanna see it.

Dividers made by me! Give creds if you use them for other things <3

[bbluesagwa]

fixed Jason’s face.. the last time I posted this sketch I couldn’t place it but smthg felt off

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I feel like you're a mouth breather when you sleep

I’ve been told I snore.

[cowsnotcrows]

domestic PrimeHood feat. Jason’s cold ass hands

[timblrdrake]

i think jason’s fursona would be a hamster

[arabella-drake-wayne]

A fat hamster.

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Now I wanna draw myself as a fat hamster….

[ciricearts]

some of my mexican jason fanarts cus i love that hc :9

[alleyway-studio]

I like to imagine this was how Jason was rationalizing separating himself from who he was as robin, to who he believes himself to be as Red Hood.

Sidenote: Somebody ik recommended I post all my animations to tumblr, which is something I totally forgot I can do, so here is my Jason Todd animatic I made a month or so back.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ME TINY AND HOLDING ME, NOW LET ME GO

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Well you are tiny, and I wanna hold you because you’re tiny and adorable and OUGH!!!!!

Jason squeezes Roy lightly, smiling widely.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT FUCKING TINY OR ADORABLE, AND STOP SQUEEZING ME

Roy would start kicking against Jason to try and break free

[big-red-riding-h00d]

It’s like holding a feral cat.

Jason jokes, shifting to hold Roy against his chest instead.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

than put me the fuck down

Roy would knee Jason’s stomach

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Ow!

Jason scowls lightly, holding Roy out like a cat again.

Can I hold you for five seconds without getting yelled at?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

im the one defending myself, and your the one going around picking up teenagers who don’t know you, this is your fault

[big-red-riding-h00d]

But you do know me, it’s just later in your life.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ok, but as of right now I don’t know you… would older me be ok with this?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Older you would be laughing. If I managed to pick him up.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Well I’m not laughing so put me down

Roy reached to his quiver to try and grab a arrow

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Jason frowns, setting Roy down. He now towers over the archer.

You’re such a bum. Cute, but very annoying.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Don’t call me cute… and I’m not a bum or annoying

Roy looked up at him with a glare, crossing his arms

[big-red-riding-h00d]

But you are cute, you’re itty bitty and absolutely adorable.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ME TINY AND HOLDING ME, NOW LET ME GO

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Well you are tiny, and I wanna hold you because you’re tiny and adorable and OUGH!!!!!

Jason squeezes Roy lightly, smiling widely.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT FUCKING TINY OR ADORABLE, AND STOP SQUEEZING ME

Roy would start kicking against Jason to try and break free

[big-red-riding-h00d]

It’s like holding a feral cat.

Jason jokes, shifting to hold Roy against his chest instead.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

than put me the fuck down

Roy would knee Jason’s stomach

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Ow!

Jason scowls lightly, holding Roy out like a cat again.

Can I hold you for five seconds without getting yelled at?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

im the one defending myself, and your the one going around picking up teenagers who don’t know you, this is your fault

[big-red-riding-h00d]

But you do know me, it’s just later in your life.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ok, but as of right now I don’t know you… would older me be ok with this?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Older you would be laughing. If I managed to pick him up.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Well I’m not laughing so put me down

Roy reached to his quiver to try and grab a arrow

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Jason frowns, setting Roy down. He now towers over the archer.

You’re such a bum. Cute, but very annoying.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ME TINY AND HOLDING ME, NOW LET ME GO

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Well you are tiny, and I wanna hold you because you’re tiny and adorable and OUGH!!!!!

Jason squeezes Roy lightly, smiling widely.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT FUCKING TINY OR ADORABLE, AND STOP SQUEEZING ME

Roy would start kicking against Jason to try and break free

[big-red-riding-h00d]

It’s like holding a feral cat.

Jason jokes, shifting to hold Roy against his chest instead.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

than put me the fuck down

Roy would knee Jason’s stomach

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Ow!

Jason scowls lightly, holding Roy out like a cat again.

Can I hold you for five seconds without getting yelled at?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

im the one defending myself, and your the one going around picking up teenagers who don’t know you, this is your fault

[big-red-riding-h00d]

But you do know me, it’s just later in your life.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ok, but as of right now I don’t know you… would older me be ok with this?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Older you would be laughing. If I managed to pick him up.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ME TINY AND HOLDING ME, NOW LET ME GO

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Well you are tiny, and I wanna hold you because you’re tiny and adorable and OUGH!!!!!

Jason squeezes Roy lightly, smiling widely.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT FUCKING TINY OR ADORABLE, AND STOP SQUEEZING ME

Roy would start kicking against Jason to try and break free

[big-red-riding-h00d]

It’s like holding a feral cat.

Jason jokes, shifting to hold Roy against his chest instead.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

than put me the fuck down

Roy would knee Jason’s stomach

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Ow!

Jason scowls lightly, holding Roy out like a cat again.

Can I hold you for five seconds without getting yelled at?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

im the one defending myself, and your the one going around picking up teenagers who don’t know you, this is your fault

[big-red-riding-h00d]

But you do know me, it’s just later in your life.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ME TINY AND HOLDING ME, NOW LET ME GO

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Well you are tiny, and I wanna hold you because you’re tiny and adorable and OUGH!!!!!

Jason squeezes Roy lightly, smiling widely.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT FUCKING TINY OR ADORABLE, AND STOP SQUEEZING ME

Roy would start kicking against Jason to try and break free

[big-red-riding-h00d]

It’s like holding a feral cat.

Jason jokes, shifting to hold Roy against his chest instead.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

than put me the fuck down

Roy would knee Jason’s stomach

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Ow!

Jason scowls lightly, holding Roy out like a cat again.

Can I hold you for five seconds without getting yelled at?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ME TINY AND HOLDING ME, NOW LET ME GO

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Well you are tiny, and I wanna hold you because you’re tiny and adorable and OUGH!!!!!

Jason squeezes Roy lightly, smiling widely.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT FUCKING TINY OR ADORABLE, AND STOP SQUEEZING ME

Roy would start kicking against Jason to try and break free

[big-red-riding-h00d]

It’s like holding a feral cat.

Jason jokes, shifting to hold Roy against his chest instead.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[worlds-okayest-archer]

MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ME TINY AND HOLDING ME, NOW LET ME GO

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Well you are tiny, and I wanna hold you because you’re tiny and adorable and OUGH!!!!!

Jason squeezes Roy lightly, smiling widely.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I DOUBT THAT

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Tsk tsk, why are you so negative, tiny Roy?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

explain.

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT HELMET 🫩

[reality-of-prime]

I can't erase this from people's memory... sadly

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I figured I’d go to bed, wake up, and poof, I’m adult me again, WHY THE FUCK FRICK AM I STILL A KID

[big-red-riding-h00d]

YOOOOOOOOOO TINY ROY

[worlds-okayest-archer]

IM NOT TINY, and I’m guessing your someone adult me knows?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

You’re literally so tiny I’m gonna pick you up…

Uh kinda, I’m like your coworker. Ish.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I’M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR MY AGE, AND DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP

Like, on the titans, are you a new member or something?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I’m gonna do it………

Uuh. Later. Other stuff.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

I WILL SHOOT YOU

like, the justice league?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

I will shoot you back….

Hell no.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

you wouldn’t shoot a teenager

ok, so this team hasn’t been made yet?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Oh yes I would.

Yeah. Basically.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

why would I be on a team with someone who shoots kids?

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Because your life goes downhill from the age you’re currently at.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

Oh please, my life will go great

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Sure. Whatever you say. Anyways—

Jason promptly scoops roy up under his arms like a cat, holding him out.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

NO, LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER

Roy would start hitting Jason, while struggling

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Mm, nah. You’re so cute when you’re all tiny!

He smirks, giving Roy a little shake.

[worlds-okayest-archer]

ADULT ME IS A IDIOT FOR WORKING WITH YOU

Roy would continue to struggle

[big-red-riding-h00d]

Maybe. But also very smart. I’m cool.