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[eldrbraus]

Its always beautiful to put the first text ever written in a Homestuck page with the last text ever written in a Homestuck page

[eldrbraus]

homestuck/beyond canon spoilers

ive been saying. ive been saying ly'lac is extremely prince/bard of life coded

she doesnt give off doom vibes at all sorry

"creating bombs that always explode" is not a doom trait!!! jane for example was always being threatened with explosions and death, and she was life, not doom

if anything, getting things blown up seems more of a life thing than anything else

[eldrbraus]

thinking more about this

"no but her first dialogue has ly'lac talk about how shes doomed, how she knows shes going to die, etc"

yeah on the original comic, when gamzee was presented, he wouldnt stop talking about hope this and faith that and yet he was still a bard of rage.... (he even tried to use "hope powers" [the magic dust thing] to use his sylladex, which obviously worked... weirdly lol)

its almost as if....... destructive classes have a lot of characteristics of their inverse aspect.........

bard of life ly'lac ftw

(also the text seems to imply she was trying to use a "death spell" [death beam] to kill that thing, but the thing ended up basically getting cancer and being overly mutated... feels like she tried to do a doom spell but her own life player nature did NOT let her, mutating it and filling it with life until it literally couldnt survive anymore, like a cancer)

(also2, she, like jane before her, seems to have a knack for surviving bombs. jane was maid, a passive class. bard is also a passive class. active life classes [meenah, thief and feferi, witch] seem to have a higher difficulty "saving themselves" automatically from harm)

(also3, ive always interpreted the life aspect as a "cancer" -- as in, it wouldnt stop growing up ever unless something stopped it [doom]. condy is a great representation of this, she wouldnt stop expanding her empire, getting more and more trolls out and expanding through the galaxy like a cancer. feferi did the same with the dream bubbles, which ended up covering the furthest ring with tons of ghosts that shouldnt have existed. jane had the same mentality as condy -- expand, expand, expand, take over the postal service since condy hadnt taken over it just yet. overly expansion to a cancerous degree IS part of life as an aspect)

[eldrbraus]

also another thing i want to think about

so deltritus has 6 kids right (that we assume are ectobiological)

and earth c had 4 (and none of them is ectobiological apparently)

so the session is exactly 10 kids right

ok *but* what if its actually 12 (and it has all the aspects)

like what if caliborn and calliope (who are also from earth c remember, and also not ectobiological) are supposed to be like the last 2 kids who got fucked over by the whole lord english thing

this doesnt really have anything relevant on it besides like. them getting the space/time aspects and as such none of the other kids can get them and of course theres no forge on this new session

i know they have 4 prototyping spires (which btw its weird as hell that they are separated instead of together like the beta kids and trolls ones), so it cant be a void session

but what if its a session that dirk pre-planned to *not* have space/time players in the first time, to have a void session like dirks (since he doesnt want to create a new universe and that all of the ending happens again, he just wants to continue the game itself forever), so he could continue the story forever (and as such, the story cant fall into irrelevancy when the new characters complete the session since they were never supposed to) (and thats why theres 4 spires, they are for the kids he didnt account for) -- and then vriska happened and the omega kids went and fucked everything over? (and thats why the deltritus moon pjs are different)

anyways yeah thats why i dont speculate anyone in that session to get space or time as aspects

(plus isnt it hilarious that theres like... 3 time players [dave, davebot, aradia] and 4-5 space players [alt callie, calliope, kanaya, jade] going to deltritus? lol)

[eldrbraus]

homestuck/beyond canon spoilers

ive been saying. ive been saying ly'lac is extremely prince/bard of life coded

she doesnt give off doom vibes at all sorry

"creating bombs that always explode" is not a doom trait!!! jane for example was always being threatened with explosions and death, and she was life, not doom

if anything, getting things blown up seems more of a life thing than anything else

[eldrbraus]

every single day i find a homestuck fan asking a question that was answered in the comic literally and clearly, without an ounce of long text speculations or a weird, difficult explanation. just a straight up "this just happened because of x and y", and the fan still asks the question instead of reading the comic that already explained it.

dont fuck with homestuck fans, we dont read homestuck

[eldrbraus]

so i dont usually speculate classpect in (?) public (?) because since 2018 or so ive been pretty confident on what i think each one represents

but the other day i was explaining them to a couple friends who didnt know a lot about it and ended up making this list as to how i think they work (super simplified list because i cant go into all the intricacies of what i think each class does but you get the gist of it)

so i figured i could share it for fun and shit

each pair represented with the colors as the official version because honestly its pretty clean

basically the addendums are for the two sets of classes that are supposedly "doing the same because they are on the same side of the active/passive" - they explain exactly what part of their class they refer to

for example, a maid "makes", while a heir "becomes", even when both of them are "creating". making and becoming are two interpretations of creating.

same with witch and sylph. a sylph changes their aspect by healing it, while a witch changes their aspect by manipulating it

well i could get into more explanations on what exactly i think their journeys would be or what they represent but honestly im too lazy to do a big post on that so eh

[eldrbraus]

theres so much beforan ancestors fanart... im so happy we got the canon designs because even if other people have other designs and opinions on how they should look or how they want them to look, i love that it re-ignited the artists passion for homestuck and are drawing them again ;_;

[shinysinger]

"Who... Who is going to hear?"

"❤️Me"

[eldrbraus]

i have no idea who created eridirk but they are so unfathomably big brained

when theres psychos in love at the function something something

[eldrbraus]

im not very up to date with the homestuck discord since i think it has very contradictory rules (you cant talk a out half of the things that happened in the epilogues for example) (plus they allow people younger than 16 being there which im also not a fan of considering the contents of the works?) but apparently theres a poll or something and hussie has to draw the beforan ancestors?

on one side yay more beforan ancestors designs, lately the fandom hasnt drawn a lot of them so its nice to see more, and if it sparks a new wave of fanart im super happy about it :)

oh the other mx. hussie is this going to be a joke shitpost :(

[eldrbraus]

if you ever feel like youre dumb, i just wanna tell you that i was told by a 30 year old some years ago (who claimed to be "a super vocaloid fan") that rin and len were twins because project sekai had a card named "the twin servant" that had "rin and len" as the characters on it, meaning that crypton "officially saw rin and len as twins"

yes. im talking about the allen avadonia card. and they continued on saying how i was "owned".

30 years old.

[entouragelvr75]

guess wwho started reading homestuck in 2025

[eldrbraus]

WE ALREADY HAVE A TRAILER

ITS FIRE

[eldrbraus]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST TIMELINE.

HOMESTUCK ANIME PILOT.

ANIMATED BY VIVZIEPOP.

TOBY FOX VOICES JOHN EGBERT.

[eldrbraus]

got into kindergarten wars finally and i hate this author so much

how can she work the absolute whiplash of emotions that the manga is so perfectly??? what did she eat???

god every single chapter is great and when i started reading i literally couldnt stop. i couldnt! shes that good!

[eldrbraus]

nothing as bad as to see someone who doesnt like a ship tag a fanart or fic of two characters with the ship name only for them to say "i dont ship them!!!!"

my sibling in christ why did you use the name of the fucking ship then

[eldrbraus]

this is your reminder that even if you dont spend money, these events are able to be completed as f2p in the first 2 days of the event

my team for the last part

sorry i dont have crowleys team for last part i honestly forgot to screenshot back in february