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More Ryan’s, the sophomores got in on it and started covering the class too. There are nearly 100 Ryan’s in the room. Unfortunately today was my last day there so no more Ryan’s. I will update you once he gets back and my underclassman friends update me

#senior prank #graduation #ryan gosling #our lord and savior #public school #joke

The Ryan Saga continues, we got another teacher in on it, they are going to get everybody to act like the Ryans have always been there. We get the hallway billboard to fill with Ryan.

#ryan gosling #senior prank #public school #joke

Y’all remember how I accidentally started a Ryan Gosling cult

#Ryan Gosling #our lord and savior #senior prank #funny #the Ryan gosling thing has gotten out of control #saving pirate ryan #we’re leaving a cryptic message and telling him to find 50 Ryan’s #we’re graduating by the time he gets back so he can’t do anything about it

Fuck it. Horizontal learning

#public school #i guess #idk whats going on

Y’all ever just suddenly realize you’re hella dehydrated and then drink some water and it’s so good that you discover the meaning of life?

#drink some fucking water #why does water that’s like 2 days old taste best?#also what’s with hose water?#why is that shit so good

Sometimes I wonder why I’m a little unhinged and then I remember it runs in the family. My cousins routinely light off over a thousand dollars of fireworks with blowtorches. They regularly fall over and almost hit people. They also somehow put a camper like 30 ft in the air. The supports it’s on are very wobbly but hey it’s been there for over 10 years so I guess it works. My dad has taken leftover probably expired dog medication for things. My grandpa is one of the most unhinged people I’ve ever met and he simply doesn’t care about the law. I also read his yearbooks so I happen to know that he beat the shit out of a kid named Ray but the teachers still liked him.

#I’m genetically predisposed to chaos #I genetically give no fucks #I don’t know how any of my family is still alive #by all accounts we should all be dead #we’re only alive because god doesn’t want us #I’m pretty sure both god and the devil are scared of my family

I may or may not have accidentally started a cult for Ryan Gosling

#Ryan Gosling #cults #I got a good score on the ACT and there was #a life sized cardboard cutout of Ryan Gosling #in the room #and things just kinda spiraled out of control from there

Throwback to that time I told my friend that if I was going to stalk a family it’d be theirs

#because that’s a normal thing to say

I think murder is ok if you have a good enough reason, for example if some steals your favorite mechanical pencil and never gives it back. Speaking of I’ve lost my favorite mechanical pencil so…

Horoscope? Nah, homoscope

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

people should allowed to commit crimes on their birthdays. surely we've come that far as a society

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Ok but like my theory is that since at 16 you get to drive and 21 you get to drink you should unlock a new crime every year. At 60 you get treason, 70 murder.

He may be dumb but at least he’s cute

#doggo #dogs of tumblr #cute dog

You ever laugh far too hard at something and just feel like you’ve finally snapped

#like you can feel your sanity leaving #cause it’s not funny #but here you are #laughing for 3 minutes

Ok with the huge blizzard/cold front thing that happened and everyone in the Midwest was complaining about how shitty it was but like however shitty it was there had Iowa was probably worse. They had it rough. Went up there on Friday, the day after the blizzard (we were originally gonna go there on Thursday but the highway was closed) there were 12 semis and over 20 cars in the ditch, it was really windy and we were getting blown all over the road. Super cold all weekend, the warmest it got was about 2. It snowed the night before coming back, at one point on our drive back someone got absolutely fucking plowed by a truck after spinning out right after we drove by another wreck, there were two more in front of us that were so bad traffic was at a standstill for miles on the interstate so we took a smaller highway and it was completely covered in snow, someone slid off the road bc they took a curve too fast, overall our 6 hour trip took 8 hours. It was cool tho cause we were driving by this one guy in some kind of sudan? (Idk you know I don’t know shit about cars) which a cooler on the back so we called him cooler man and we were practically racing him all the way back but we lost cause cooler man was going like 90 and weaving through traffic like a border collie doing agility and while my dad may be an aggressive af driver he just couldn’t beat cooler man. And that’s just traveling there and back, you don’t even wanna know the crimes and general other stupid shit my grandpa did. It might not be redneck country up there but it sure is something.

#towing companies in Iowa are making bank #there were snowdrifts over 12 ft #they had 3 inches of snow which really isn’t much #but how tf you get 12 ft from 3 inches #that sounds wrong

You ever just feel pain from something (wisdom teeth) coming even though it doesn’t hurt yet and you know it’s gonna hurt hella bad in like 10 minutes but you’re 10 minutes from home and supposed to work for another hour so you ask to leave work early (thank god it’s not busy and they let you go) and then you get home right as they’re starting to really hurt and then you take ibuprofen and Tylenol like it’s candy but it doesn’t start working for another 30 minutes so you just gotta sit there with horrible pain in your mouth and head and you’re hungry bc you haven’t ate yet today so you gotta just like try to eat something bc you’re like 4 seconds away from passing out?

#is it just me #my entire skull hurts #cheezits were def not a good choice for lunch #I stare at the stabby squares #with sore gums and regret #but I’m hungry so idc

grapefruiters

funniest trope is found family but the family you found fucking sucks

This is a completely normal amount of blankets to sleep under

#comfy #blankets #warm #the blankets are so heavy #it’s hard to move #but tbf it’s hard to move under #the crushing weight of extistence too #I will enjoy this tonight #I have to drive and work #in -50 f winds tomorrow #not looking forward to it

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