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Emma // 20 // ISTP // Virginia // psych major // cooking // European history // art // amblyopia // dank memes // colorful hair

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[peashooter85]

Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908.

[sexhaver]

i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he’s just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his fucking neck

[blackberryshawty]

His neck tho like someone add in that pic of that fish from spongebob you know which one

[strixkid-deactivated20240927]

gotchu

[metallicmauve]

[binchook-deactivated20170507]

inpect my wares

[femmelixie]

everyone on this site: i never sleep!!! my sleeping schedule is so fucked lmao!!! sleep??? what’s that????

this website: is dead after 10pm

[insomniac-arrest]

feeling when entering a store

walmart- paranoia

7/11- certainty

target- home

super target- your estranged aunt’s home

macy’s- smugness

Home Depot- loss

whole foods- the kale feeling

CVS- the all knowing eye of God

dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a brooklyn accent

walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake

costco- endurance

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[glrglrglr]

That's not a dog. That's mom's potato.

[megaceros]

gummy lamas

[megaceros]

And the less talented brothers

[breaktotheotherside]

Tag yourself, I’m the pink one that hits the floor like a blobby pancake and starts shapeshifting

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[ubuyo]

me when Africa by Toto comes on

[bastardbug]

me when Down Under by Men at Work comes on

[globplumberremade]

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD EDD BOYS.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[quoms]

me: can i have it

speaker: it machine broke

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[quoms]

me: can i have it

speaker: it machine broke

[yak-kind-deactivated20220324]

[bitchycode]

why

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[lup-tacco]

here yall go

https://open.spotify.com/user/1225889730/playlist/3V0InDFqxYAWCgQnMwklp3

[bemusedlybespectacled]

how to “get” fahrenheit temps

think of it as a percentage of heat

40% hot? eh, kind of on the chilly side

75% hot? that’s pretty warm now

20% hot? that’s actually not warm at all

110% hot? we’re dying

[ineffabells]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[lich-of-the-golgari]

Fun fact: the Fahrenheit scale is used in temperature according to how it feels to a human. So looking at in percents actually is what you should do

[s3diya]

Now can I get a cheat sheet for Celsius

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

Ask water how hot it feels.