We've moved, dearie!

I believe you'll find, when it comes to the politics of the Outer RIng, I am simply the best there is. ((Horroterror roleplay blog))

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Dearie, I truly only have your best interests at emotional tangle!

((So, Isyv has moved to her own blog! Just so you all know!))

[grimlycaligulous-archive]

Baby, relax. I’ve still got time for you!

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

I’m just curious, dearie! Just curious about your new friend. And, ah... Don’t call me baby anymore. I do have a name, you know.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Iscari, who’s your new friend?

He seems. Out of your league!

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Thank you!

Don’t fret too much. I’ll find a way, even if I have to ask my… Dear associates for help.

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

no issy thank you

like holy shit really

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

It's nothing, dearie. Any friend of Ceres is a friend of mine.

Think of it as just a helping... hand(?) between friends.

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

yo @eldritcharistocrat i couldnt find my camera so i sketched it out for you

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

… You have to be kidding me. That’s QUITE the mark, dearie… I know what that sort is made of.

But. I am a lady of my word. I will see what I can do.

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

aw shit how bad is it

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Pretty bad. But I do not yet know what I’m working with yet. It might not be as watertight as I worry it is. Do let me know when you find your camera, yes? A proper look would mean the world, dear.

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

shiiiiit

yeah ill let you know

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Thank you!

Don't fret too much. I'll find a way, even if I have to ask my... Dear associates for help.

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

yo @eldritcharistocrat i couldnt find my camera so i sketched it out for you

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

… You have to be kidding me. That’s QUITE the mark, dearie… I know what that sort is made of.

But. I am a lady of my word. I will see what I can do.

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

aw shit how bad is it

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Pretty bad. But I do not yet know what I'm working with yet. It might not be as watertight as I worry it is. Do let me know when you find your camera, yes? A proper look would mean the world, dear.

[sterlingamaranthine-deactivated]

yo @eldritcharistocrat i couldnt find my camera so i sketched it out for you

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

... You have to be kidding me. That's QUITE the mark, dearie... I know what that sort is made of.

But. I am a lady of my word. I will see what I can do.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Ugh. Of course. Why wouldn't they show up.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

@dignifiediamonds

I think I see it, and it is prrrrrrobably about to be in trouble. It would be gray, yes???

[rosallorart]

Usually a darker gray, yes.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Then I imagine this is it. I can’t read the street name, but I think it’s northwards, not quite the edge of the city? City bench…. Outside where all the annoying bright signs are.

[rosallorart]

Thank you. Bright signs. On it.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Not a problem, not a problem. Anything for my Ward's favourite distraction.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

@dignifiediamonds

I think I see it, and it is prrrrrrobably about to be in trouble. It would be gray, yes???

[rosallorart]

Usually a darker gray, yes.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Then I imagine this is it. I can't read the street name, but I think it's northwards, not quite the edge of the city? City bench.... Outside where all the annoying bright signs are.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

@dignifiediamonds I think I see it, and it is prrrrrrobably about to be in trouble. It would be gray, yes???

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Sleeping on a bench? Pathetic.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Mm. Well that was exhausting. 

... I am going to go and edit out that part about courting Golkoroth. Because that is truly repulsive.

[grimlycaligulous-archive]

Oh, baby, that hurts. Right in the emotion tangle. I’m gonna die all over again and won’t that just be a shame.

Also, I’ve got to hand it to you, so to speak. You know, not eating Mortu after I bet you would. Very petty of you, not the smart thing to do at all. Honestly, I’m impressed.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Upon your second demise, we will surely hold a celebration.

Do not assume it is about you. I did not want to upset the Carapacian, as one of my Wards seems to be infatuated. A passing phase, anturally, but I would not incur her ire. You know how she is.

By the way, your agreement with said Carapacian is very poorly worded. 

Good night, my love. I believe it it time we parted ways.

[grimlycaligulous-archive]

Tell LIES? On the INTERNET???

Why, I would never. But all the same, I seem to recall beating you several times to the punch.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Now now, darling.

You are getting yourself in a twist over your own assumptions. Just because I can move faster does not mean that you do not occasionally reach the goal faster. Distances and motivation, dear, distances and motivation.

Now, shoo. I would sooner court Golkoroth than speak with you this evening.

[grimlycaligulous-archive]

You know full well that’s not true. I could outmove you any day.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Now, that is not how I recall it at all. You mustn’t tell lies on the internet.

[snoopingscout]

Nah. Don’t worry about him, he’s all bark an’ no bite.

… Literally. I don’t think I ever saw a mouth anywhere on ‘im.

[eldritcharistocrat-archive]

Amusing! He certainly is an. Interesting fellow.

Well, if you ever change your mind, dearie, simply speak of me, I will hear it. Nice meeting you!