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@snoopingscout
snoopingscout:
pern1c1ous replied to your post: so discord seems to be down huh
rip. discord is pretty good about patching stuff in a timely manner, though.
i came back from getting snacks and found discord unresponsive….. hopefully it comes back up soon i wanna play dnd
fuck same :[
we could probably move to roll20 since that has built-in voice if trax and jaz happen to see this before disco comes back online
pern1c1ous replied to your post: so discord seems to be down huh
rip. discord is pretty good about patching stuff in a timely manner, though.
i came back from getting snacks and found discord unresponsive..... hopefully it comes back up soon i wanna play dnd
so discord seems to be down huh
@snoopingscout Scout.
What.
At least nothing has happened, yet. That’s good.
You’ll jinx it, talking like that.
I don’t know that there are any written or oral accounts of what I am. None have ever been made.
I can write you an account right now. Here’s one.
You’re a shitlord.
I'm taller than all the Scoundrels. This means I'm The Alpha Scoundrel.
That’s definitely not how it works.
snoopingscout:
No.
You should, y’know, spend time with me instead?
I know what you’re up to, flatfoot.
You just want to distract me.
How, I wonder?
You’re a flatfloot too, you know.
But why don’t you come find out?
snoopingscout:
There’s “a little rough” and then there’s this, Boss.
Never thought I’d see you of all people try to outdo Innovator.
Oh I haven’t even really tried to outdo him yet.
Would you like me to?
No.
You should, y’know, spend time with me instead?
Oh.
Great.
Scout! There you are.
No I’m not.
Too late, cinnamon treasure.
Come play with us?
Who needs you?
Scout, come with me.
I’ll fry your brain in your skull if you put your hideous claws on him, you whore.
Scout is mine.
… Hey. Don’t talk about him like that.
Boo.
You’re really doing this again, aren’t you! Again!
I saw the news, asshole, I’m not going anywhere with you right now.
Ggggh.
Don’t- blame yyyoouu
No matter! I can occupy myself while you two play.
...
Maybe you should try to stay somewhere away from people.
You really don’t sound like yourself right now, Boss.
I thought you liked it a little rough, Scout.
There’s “a little rough” and then there’s this, Boss.
Never thought I’d see you of all people try to outdo Innovator.
Oh.
Great.
Scout! There you are.
No I’m not.
Too late, cinnamon treasure.
Come play with us?
Who needs you?
Scout, come with me.
I’ll fry your brain in your skull if you put your hideous claws on him, you whore.
Scout is mine.
… Hey. Don’t talk about him like that.
Boo.
You’re really doing this again, aren’t you! Again!
I saw the news, asshole, I’m not going anywhere with you right now.
You really don’t sound like yourself right now, Boss.
Oh.
Great.
Scout! There you are.
No I’m not.
Too late, cinnamon treasure.
Come play with us?
Who needs you?
Scout, come with me.
I’ll fry your brain in your skull if you put your hideous claws on him, you whore.
Scout is mine.
... Hey. Don’t talk about him like that.
Oh.
Great.
Scout! There you are.
No I’m not.
Oh.
Great.
And another thing. I want the key back. You don’t deserve it anymore.
Why don’t you take it from me.
Why don’t you find a brick wall to pitch romance, it would give you more than I plan on giving you ever again.
Then I guess you aren’t getting this key back.
Or the teapot I stole from your house.
How dare you go into mmy house, you worthless, pathetic creature of flesh and blood.
I don’t even drink tea. It’s just sitting on my counter.
I know you don’t drink tea, you drink that sludgy battery acid that Deadeye makes with his dollar store coffee maker. You would drink piss out of a gutter if you saw it in a detective film.
Hey, it’s not just Boss. Scoff is also great at making coffee-flavored nuclear waste.
But it looks great in my kitchen. The lotus pattern really contrasts my dishes.
Scofflaw uses quality ingredients. He knows I would disown him if he didn’t. You think you’re very cute, don’t you.
I dunno, sludge is sludge if you ask me.
I know I’m cute.
