100% That Butch @eldritchprince - Tumblr Blog

Be honest if we both got turned into salamanders would you immediately fuck me and make three beautiful salamander children with me and then turn back into humans and then have to leave our three beautiful salamander children behind on a different planet as we return to our normal lives just to pretend that our three beautiful salamander children never came to be?

#threshold day

scorebug

#misread this three times

dwinkus

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

anarqueeen

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

capnsoapy

have i been blurried :/

capnsoapy

i'm getting mixed messages

capnsoapy

It makes sense, I guess. Until now my working theory on why I've managed to avoid sanctions from [tumblr] staff has been:

Love your puppygirl.

Love your puppygirl.

Love your puppygirl.

new gameclam revealed

edgebug

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

kropotkindersurprise

On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.

skelotan

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

atlanticflyway

A European Robin (Erithacus rubecula) perching cutely on a branch.

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

pangur-and-grim

a core part of being on tumblr is watching the site kick itself in the dick

whereintheworldisauniqueusername

Never watched a single WayneRadioTV stream in my life. Anytime one of my friends shows a clip from some stream or another, it looks like some variation of this

a-cipher

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

reconstructionbaby

so what do u think about plays

i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse.

sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2

If you were directing a play, how would it begin?

reconstructionbaby

bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun

catgirljaneway

Everyone makes mistakes! Remember to be kind to yourself if you accidentally mutate into a lizard and have sex and babies with your boss! It could happen to anyone.

foone

ooh I should run Star Trek: Voyager "Threshold" through the Tim Allen's Big Supernaturals detector

foone

processed. results:

'breasts': 30 'ass': 407, 'penis': 1172, 'nipple': 250, 'toy': 40, 'fellatio': 5, 'pussy': 1, 'pussy_cover': 4

I'll post clips when I get back from dentist (one of my temporary teeth exploded)

foone

YOUNG MAN, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SUCKING FRACTAL PENISES?

(for anyone who missed my Earlier Posts on NSFW-Amok Time and NSFW-The Santa Clause, I'm running the whole episode through a NSFW-detector model, and having it mark all the Bad Bits. It's hilariously bad, and I've turned up the sensitivity to make it even worse)

THIS JUST IN: THE SUN IS TITS

Talaxian anatomy is weird. They give birth standing up, feet are an important part of the mating process, they only get pregnant once, and the males have nipple-ears. EDIT: I was mixing up Ocampan and Talaxian