A Banished Dreaming Entity

Greetings. I am Clark Thulhu. I am a warlock, that is, a caster of arcane and eldritch magics, as well as manipulating the supernatural... Not a Great Old One. That would be ridiculous. Hahah... I certainly hope that you are a civil sort. Then we could have a little chat, yes? (This is an Touhou RP blog of C'thulhu)

[eldritchwarlock]

[He’s going places now.]

[eldritchwarlock]

Do you know an active kosuzu or akyuu?

[Afraid not, been out of contact for a while with everyone.  Been working on writing]

[eldritchwarlock]

[eldritchwarlock]

“What?  Gensokyo?  No, I’m on vacation.”

[eldritchwarlock]

Sneak, sneak, skulk skulk, stealths the Mima around the invisible tower's perimeter. She might be probing the magical defenses as well with exertions of will, tapping with the thaumatological analogue for lockpicks, and occasionally throwing rocks at the windows. Spirit smells books. Spirit want books. Give books to Spirit.

These are ancient and complex defenses.  Mostly made to keep things out, but others meant to keep things in.  Every breach seems to lead to a vastly different result, like a lock that changes with each key.

Of course, there is a timer in this system, a clock that makes everything align for access, but the wait will be a long time before those doors swing open.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

eldritchwarlock:

“Not sure if you’re aware, but usually tapping into something like that involves knowledge of the workings.  Whatever it is that’s memetic that’s going on in the outside world, I would need to find the base of where it’s all coming from, and it seems that source is an ‘internet.’  If I could access that, it would only be a matter of time.”

“I mean, I can help you out with that next week if you’re available then. Pardon me for not exactly knowing the typical schedule of an unfathomable eldritch entity.”

[eldritchwarlock]

“...Pretty much not doing anything aside from the usual dream delving.  Trying to find ways to mess with Gensokyo, but I think the outside world methods are getting extreme.”

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

eldritchwarlock:

“It’s really very simple, I was dreaming as I usually do and looking through what the outsiders dream of, and believe me, they are into some strange things…  What the hell are fidget spinners?!  Anyhow, I came across something alarming.  The world outside is filled with so much madness I’m not sure I could even make an IMPACT there.”

“And then there’s this internet thing that so many are obsessed with…  I can’t even delve into what that is.  What sort of bizarre magics are they doing out there?!”

“Wait, you’ve dreaming about meme magic this whole time and you haven’t tapped into it?”

“Jesus, no wonder nobody’s taken you seriously lately. You gotta get in on it.”

[eldritchwarlock]

“Not sure if you’re aware, but usually tapping into something like that involves knowledge of the workings.  Whatever it is that’s memetic that’s going on in the outside world, I would need to find the base of where it’s all coming from, and it seems that source is an ‘internet.’  If I could access that, it would only be a matter of time.”

[eldritchwarlock]

Nyarly attacks Clark's ankles.

“Stop that.  Please.”

[eldritch-sanctum]

He just purrs and licks his head. 

[eldritchwarlock]

“I bet you don’t do this to Hastur...”

[eldritchwarlock]

Nyarly attacks Clark's ankles.

“Stop that.  Please.”

[eldritch-sanctum]

“You can’t stop me.”

He rolls around the floor.

[eldritchwarlock]

Internal screaming.

How right this Old God was.

[eldritchwarlock]

Nyarly attacks Clark's ankles.

“Stop that.  Please.”

[eldritchwarlock]

Nyarly goes overboard with all these insane Touhou tracks.

“I am clearly missing out on something and I dislike that.”

[eldritchwarlock]

“I’m not lazy, I’m BUSY!”

[eldritchwarlock]

Nyarlathotep plays "Bad Apple" on 1,000 pianos.

“...so what is this new song you’ve decided to play for me?”

[eldritchwarlock]

“…and here I thought I was skilled at driving people to madness.  Honestly, modern humans are baffling.”

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

“Okay, what happened this time?”

[eldritchwarlock]

“It’s really very simple, I was dreaming as I usually do and looking through what the outsiders dream of, and believe me, they are into some strange things...  What the hell are fidget spinners?!  Anyhow, I came across something alarming.  The world outside is filled with so much madness I’m not sure I could even make an IMPACT there.”

“And then there’s this internet thing that so many are obsessed with...  I can’t even delve into what that is.  What sort of bizarre magics are they doing out there?!”

[eldritchwarlock]

“...and here I thought I was skilled at driving people to madness.  Honestly, modern humans are baffling.”

[eldritchwarlock]

“All the food’s gone bad too.  Well, except the honey.”

[eldritchwarlock]

“Everything’s covered in dust again...”