can't search it, can't seize it, can't look inside

i watch the royals on E! and then lie about it to my family and friends

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

The Queen Mother out here spitting truths and slaying Cyrus like no one ever could and she don’t even know it. #elderlylifegoals

[dracarysnoir]

Eleanor!

[9ri]

And so I made fanart of Princess Eleanor from The Royals, my guilty pleasure. I seriously love this “bitch with money and power.” Never thought I’d get invested in this show.

[queenhelenas]

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

harryandthecambridges is there a Royals chat this week???

[megscherries]

Oh my god! I didn’t see this till now! I didn’t get to see this weeks episode, I was so busy studying for finals! I know there was a chat. Whenever the next episode is, I can always send you a link I know vintage-royalty always post the link to the chats on her blog! Sorry. :(

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Haha no big deal! I just couldn’t figure out where it was normally posted! I ended up live blogging to myself to make up for it :)

[megscherries]

Haha! Okay! Good! Tomorrow I’m going to watch it. It looked like a pretty good episode!

[katewithasideofroyal]

Is it a good show?

[megscherries]

It’s has it’s problems like any show does. But I think it’s very entertaining!

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Definitely agree. You have to be able to see past some of the cheesy "drama" bits, but for the most part, it's entertaining! Not very much like the real British Royals, though! It's more like the most outrageous tabloid you've ever read, which, in my opinion makes it a fun watch!

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

harryandthecambridges is there a Royals chat this week???

[megscherries]

Oh my god! I didn’t see this till now! I didn’t get to see this weeks episode, I was so busy studying for finals! I know there was a chat. Whenever the next episode is, I can always send you a link I know vintage-royalty always post the link to the chats on her blog! Sorry. :(

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Haha no big deal! I just couldn't figure out where it was normally posted! I ended up live blogging to myself to make up for it :)

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

#leaveEleanorALONE

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Fun Fact: Cyrus is the only person that can actually accurately use the phrase “all the king’s men” because he’s blown every single one of them. 

[puckopossum]

Simon was trying to get the referendum because the pressure of being the heir was too much for Robert to bear, and he didn’t want to lose another child.

I’m fine.

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Okay, so mysterious gate guy is most likely one of Robert’s military friends sent to protect his siblings, I’m pretty sure I’m going to cry.

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Eleanor and Simon and Robert got me like 

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Okay Gemma, that was a great monologue at all, but you’re still pretty unlikeable. 

I hope the rhinestones on your skirt dig into your ass when you sit at the Queen’s feet.

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

Happy Mother’s Day to everyone but Helena.

Fuck you, Helena.

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

harryandthecambridges is there a Royals chat this week???

[eleanorsdiplomaticbag]

WHOEVER WROTE IN THE KARAOKE SCENE IS MY HERO

How was that both adorable and heartbreaking at the same time.

[queenhelenas]