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@electra-jolts-magnetism
This twas a request from @electra-jolts-magnetism and the DT discord!
This amazing Mary Poppins esk lady is Scrooge’s (older) sister, Evelyn McDuck, who is only mentioned in the comic Feline Felony.
And according to EJ this is the first bit of Fanart of her so I guess we're making history here buddy
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS!!!!
I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god
Hello.
DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME
I can go upside down.
WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU
Dooku: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Jocasta, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
I think it’s about time to stop excluding Yoda when talking about the disaster lineage. Any time someone makes arts or posts about them, Yoda is never there. Like yes we all know how the lineage goes, Ashoka’s master was Anakin, and Anakin’s was Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan’s was Qui-Gon, and Qui-Gon’s was Dooku, but who trained the moronic bloodthirsty diva? Fucking Yoda. The gremlin grandpa shouldn’t get a pass from the responsibility of single handedly sparking the absolute chaos that is the disaster lineage. If anything, he’d like being credited for the mess
Yoda: *eats frogs*
Anakin: *casually slurps live bugs*
Ahsoka: *catches prey with her teeth*
Quigon: *liable to munch on random leaves and flowers*
Obi-wan: So uncivilized... *unflinching at the taste of Mando food that is so blisteringly spicy it makes most people cry*
Dooku: *stares in horror while his 500 credit tea grows cold*
sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
Science is rational, scientists are human.
In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.
It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.
It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.
This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.
You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.
The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.
When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.
Broke: Humans are inherently good
Broke: Humans are inherently evil
Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous
*Dooku and Feemor just chatting in the halls, not a care in the world*
Qui-Gon, returning from assignment: Ah, nice to see you both. *squints* Um...where's Obi-Wan?
Dooku:
Feemor:
Dooku: I thought you had him...
Feemor: I just got here.
Qui-Gon: *panic* Then WHO is watching my padawan?!
*Meanwhile, in Qui-Gon's quarters...*
Yoda: *showing Baby Obi how to balance a bucket of water over the door with the Force* Rush in, they will, and not expect an aerial attack.
Obi-Wan: *just happy for the quality time* Why not?
Yoda: Giraffes don't look up.
Yoda: And somehow, fill my lineage with them, I have. Revenge, this is.
FIC IS HERE
Series is here
Keep them together, not easy it is.
Introductions for characters in Batman: Wayne Family Adventures!
I'm so glad to have encountered a fellow Cecil stan. I freaking love coming up with headcanons for Cecil, platonic or romantic, because he's such an interesting character. For real though feel free to dump any Cecil headcanons (platonic or romantic) on me anytime.
AWAAAA!! YES HAII OTHER CECIL AFICIONADO !!! im so glad theres more of us sprouting out here. my wife is so underappreciated, you have no idea how much he means to me. i'd love to req n swap headcanons anytime !! I have so many thoughts on that morally ambiguous gilf.
[messy, disorganized surface level autism rambling ahead. this will be just random scenes and characteristics i like of him]
BUT YES .. cecil's character is just so interesting to analyze. he does unethical, necessary things. But he doesn't subscribe to idealistic notions of "the greater good" or justifying his actions to make himself sleep better at night. He knows the harsh reality that someone has to make the difficult decisions, no matter how unethical. The psychological toll it takes to calculate how many civilian lives can be spared, and how many are inevitably lost in order to achieve the optimal outcome. He doesn't celebrate after victories like the other heroes do. After the dust settles, his mind is already racing - calculating, strategizing how to prevent future catastrophes. How to minimize casualties next time.
his methods are...questionable,, as ive said,, but there's a hint of nobility to it that just makes you respect him, A SHADY GOVERNMENT CHAR that does the dirty work and takes in all the heat for it so no one else has to? SIGN ME TF UP! i love exploring his character and all the little glimpses of humanity we get to see from him,, especially with debbie, SO SOFT FOR HER, there's so much depth there. that old fuck would MOVE mountains for her if he could,, TRUST. EVEN though he doesnt deserve her .. <<
LETS CONTINUE TO CIRCLE BACK TO S1 with his confrontation w Nolan in the desert, the way he entrusted his survival to the skills of his team operating that teleporter watch (I'm aware he can control it himself, I think this was just my interpretation of it since the employees seemed directly involved here). The margin for error was nonexistent. One miscalculation, one millisecond too slow, and Cecil would have been reduced to a red smear across miles of sand. MY WIFE HAS BALLS ON HIM. (also love walton goggins breathy lil giggles here .. hwaghffhh)
All this, All the whilst Nolan could have ended him with a casual backhand, as easily as swatting a fly. And for what? For humanity's (mostly his) right to know the truth. For Debbie's right to understand what she had truly married because Cecil respects her that fucking much for her to have a part in all of this, and what fate may lay in store for her son.
AND what I particularly liked about that scene is that unlike most SHADY GOV CHARS ™.. Cecil isn't afraid to regularly place himself in life-threatening situations, and for that im just.. FKING obsessed. finally. a hyper competent gov char that gets shit done and occasionally by his own hands instead of always puppeteering in the shadows. Love u .. love u honey snooch, please stop putting yourself in danger for your crazy alien side-hoes .
but ahem ... back to s2.. and some flaws of his that i'm not afraid to point out. the way he's been treating mark is killing me. manipulating my son by comparing him to his dad then keeping him on lock by saying he's not like him??? The breadcrumming definitely didn't work out at all, cuz Mark is too damn stubborn to continue to be swindled by fear tactics he does not give a shit for anymore (homegirl DEBBIE taught him better) hes not gonna listen to a cranky skullet-having side bitch of nolans who clearly has been tryna manipulate him since s1. i HATED how he went "ur broke tyrannical bitch father felt the same way" in the last minute when mark tried to leave earth and yet i still lobve ceci cause ough,,.. my bastard wife knew something was probably up.
Him wanting to keep a short leash on MARKY could be summed up after all that has happened in s1. i'm not going to justify his scummy manipulations or paranoia,, especially after all the shit mark has done and endured to prove himself over and over again that he's not like his father BUT its somewhat understandable for cecil 2 be wary if you look from it in his perspective.
moving on from that, lets dive back into ep 2 ..
Debbie was semi-right in her deduction in s2 ep2, that this is what it's really all about for Cecil - being in control. Not of any situation, but of Mark. To ensure history does not repeat itself in the form of Mark becoming another Nolan. imo He likely doesn’t actually view Mark as his father, Not saying the possibility of it being a part of Cecil's subconsciousness is out of the equation but the way I see it? He was just exploiting that one weakness, that one insecurity Mark has - the fear of becoming like Nolan. And it’s a fear Cecil seemed to prey upon to keep Mark under his thumb and in the fucking GAME.
awaaaa :3 !!!! psychologically damaging teens by comparing them to their abhorrently shitty fathers !! FUCK YOJ STEDMAN (love you snookums..)
,,,,I'd also like to think in my warped deluded perception (aka hcs) that he sees Debbie in Mark, so he can't help but care for the kid too. IVE ALWAYS seen a lot of comparisons between Mark and his dad, plus the whole motif of this new season hasn't helped it allay. But Debbie and Mark share so many similar characteristics as well and i wish that was talked a bit more often < 3 (I will go in depth about it at a later post.)
n umm like ...,,, bck to cici in gen. I guess the safety of earth is one of Cecil's redeeming qualities along with his compassion for side characters like Debbie. His pragmatism and utilitarianism define him. He lacks normal morals but has his own code that cultivates to his character. this ramble could not do justice to him ughfglg..,, what a compelling jezebel.. how can u captivate me so !!
My inbox is always open to discuss this multi-faceted rat man. here's to more cecil content in s2..,... hopefully with more of his dynamic with Debbie because I LIVE for that shit. though its unlikely their interactions could range to anything positive now since they may be hinting to cecil becoming an antagonist and/or taking extreme measures w/ mark. soo.. i dont think debbie's scolding was enough for that slut 2 take in ..
in the mean time i'll be catching up on the comics/re-reading them, look up more of his backstory and hopefully create 10 novels worth of google docs of analysis' of his character < 3 cuz .. he means .. that much 2 me.. and i want to prod at every crevice n brain matter he has inside that megamind head of his .
((hwaghhhhhh << hoping that one day the discord moots ive been keeping in my basement and most invincible fans fall victim to cecil stedman propoganda.. no one should be immune to my girlboss and his awful skullet.))
How do you think the whole ‘fairy of’ thing works? Do you think a fairy gets to choose their title? Is it like an official title? Is there different types of magic or is spells you have to learn? Like how does this magic work!
ok so basically this is how i logic-ize it
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💀Professor Volkarin, Scholar of The Arcane🪄
Finished piece of this handsome, handsome man 🤸♂️casually serving as usual✨😩🤌
This time as a Major Arcana that I (personally) think it fits him jussst fine👌
I knoooow, I know, It’s been a while since the first w.i.p from this piece 🫠 BUT IT WAS A FRIGGIN HUGE COMMISSION OKAY?? ;-;
Ask me things on the Ask thingy FFS 🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️✨
The Sign’s Handwriting
*check sun, moon, and maybe even mercury (maybe even rising idk though) *some signs might be in more than one category
SIZE
Small letters indicate you are shy or withdrawn, studious, concentrated and meticulous // Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn Average letters indicate you are well-adjusted and adaptable // Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces Large letters indicate you are outgoing, people-oriented, outspoken & love attention. This can also mean that you put up a front and pretend to have a lot of confidence // Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra
SPACING BETWEEN WORDS
Wide spacing indicates you enjoy your freedom and don’t like to be overwhelmed or crowded // Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius Narrow spacing indicates you can’t stand being alone. You tend to crowd people and be intrusive // Cancer, Leo, Libra
SLANTING
No slant indicates you don’t let your emotions get the best of you. You tend to be logical and practical // Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius Slanted right indicates you are open to new experiences and enjoy meeting new people // Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius Slanted left indicates you tend to keep to yourself and generally like to work behind the scenes. If you are right-handed and your handwriting slants to the left, you may be expressing rebellion // Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
SHAPE OF LETTERS
Rounded letters indicate you are creative and artistic // Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces Pointed letters indicate you are aggressive, intense, very intelligent and curious // Aries, Gemini (intelligent and curious), Leo, Libra (intelligent and curious), Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius Connected letters mean you are logical, systematic, and make decisions carefully // Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
LOOPING (cursive lowercase)
Narrow “L” loops indicate you be restricting yourself, which could lead to feelings of tension // Libra, Pisces Wide “L” loops indicate you are relaxed and spontaneous; self-expression comes easy to you // Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Narrow “e” loops indicate you tend to be skeptical of others; you tend not to be swayed by the emotions of others // Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn Wide “e” loops indicate you are open minded and enjoy trying new experiences // Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
DOTTING YOUR i’s
High over the “i” indicates you have a great imagination // Gemini, Leo, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces Right over the “i” indicates you are detail-oriented, organized and emphatic in what you say or do // Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn To the left of your “i” indicates you tend to be a procrastinator // Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius Circle your i’s indicate you are visionary, childlike // Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces Slashing you i’s indicate you are overly self-critical, don’t have a lot of patience of inadequacy or people they don’t learn from their mistakes // Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces
CROSSING YOUR t’s
Very top of T indicates you are ambitious, optimistic, and have good self-esteem // Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius Right in the middle indicate you are confident and feel comfortable in your own skin // Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn Long crosses indicate you are very determined and enthusiastic. However you tend to be stubborn and have a hard time letting things go // Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces Short crosses indicate you tend to be lazy and show lack of determination // Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
OPEN AND CLOSED o’s
Open indicates you are talkative, social, able to express your feelings, have little secrecy // Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra Closed indicates you are very private, limited to sharing your personal feelings, introvert // Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
LOWERCASE CURSIVE “s”
Round lowercase cursive “s” indicates you are a people pleaser and tend to avoid confrontation // Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces Pointy lowercase cursive “s” indicates you enjoy learning new things. You are inquisitive and ambitious. The higher and pointier the peaks, the more ambitious you are // Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius Wide towards the bottom indicates you might not be following your heart in you career or other pursuits // Taurus, Virgo, Pisces,
PAGE MARGINS
Left-hand margin indicates you tend to live in the past and have a hard time letting go of things // Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn Right-hand margin indicates you fear the unknown; you constantly worry about the future // Leo, Virgo, Libra, Pisces Writing all over the place indicates you can’t sit still or relax. Your mind is constantly running // Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
PRESSURE
Heavy pressure indicates you are good with commitment and taking things seriously. If the pressure is excessively heavy, you tend to be uptight and can react quickly to criticism // Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Light pressure indicates you are sensitive and show an empathy to people, but you also have lack of vitality // Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
SPEED
If you write quickly, it indicates you are impatient, dislike delays or time wasters // Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Aquarius If you write slowly, it indicates you are more organized, methodical and self-reliant // Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
SIGNATURE
Not legible indicates you are very private, hard to read or understand // Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius Pisces Legible indicates you are confident and comfortable in your own skin; you don’t need to pretend you’re something you’re not // Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.
"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.
"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.
"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.
"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.
"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.
"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.
You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.
There are currently 414,472 fics without a single kudos.
2,948,374 under 10 kudos
If anyone was wondering.
First of all, why the fuck are people sorting by Kudos??? (For context, I only found out people did that a couple of months ago, but before that, I didn’t even realize sorting by Kudos was an option)
Secondly, what the hell happened to fandom etiquette???
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Where my descent into madness began.
He definitely got a concussion that let him unconscious 3 days afterwards
My headcanon on Young Cecil is that he was so good at his missions, but his methods were so messy, anyways he always got the job done that eventually Radcliff would let him do as he wants since he couldn't clearly tame him
He was that one bratty twenty-ayer who would take unnecessary risk behaviors to put himself in danger just to look cool
(I'm nothing without the drawing references, I should be ashamed of myself)
a drawing recommendation for when you get bored is younger cecil doing the akira slide, no pressure ofc
This took me years... and still I disappointed the public
(I had tons of fun, but also, it's not my best work, thanks fortheidea man)
This might be too epic for you to see
Yes, Cecil, we see you aura farming there
