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M!A: None. Independent Tyran Jolt. Semi-Selective and OC-Friendly. Mun is underaged so there will be no NSFW. Posts will be tagged for triggers when necessary.

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"Shadow go hang out with your girlfriend, scaring the dragon is my job."

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Text Kyla -> Jolt

Kyla: I may need a ride out of here asap.

Jolt: Alright, where are you?

[the-shadowed-gladiator]

I’M VERY NOT OKAY

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// I'M IN THE THEATER WAITING FOR IT RIGHT NOW

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Tacklehugs the bestie.

And over she goes. “Dammit Jolt!” she laughs.

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“Fair warning, Twilight found out she could play with electricity.”

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Cue the stare. “Of all the fucking things she could inherit from you.”

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"Just wait, she's probably going to pick up on my puns too."

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// meet the mun mackdumigan

[lasorelladisoldato]

Tacklehugs the bestie.

And over she goes. “Dammit Jolt!” she laughs.

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"Fair warning, Twilight found out she could play with electricity."

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::COMM. LINK TAG YOU'RE IT NO TAG BACKS MOTHAFUCKA::

::Oh here we go...::

[wyvernworks]

"Hey, remember what electricity tastes like?" Because he's here to refresh your memory.

YES I DO. NO NEED TO DEMONSTRATE I’LL JUST STAY OVER HERE. LEAVING YOUR GAL ALONE *He slides a good ways away from the living electric barbecue*

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“See I find that hard to believe because every time you say that we end up in the same situation.”

[wyvernworks]

I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT HEY LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST I DIDN’T TOUCH HER!

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That doesn't even deserve a response. Other than the previously offered lightning show. Directed at the dragon.

[wyvernworks]

"Hey, remember what electricity tastes like?" Because he's here to refresh your memory.

YES I DO. NO NEED TO DEMONSTRATE I’LL JUST STAY OVER HERE. LEAVING YOUR GAL ALONE *He slides a good ways away from the living electric barbecue*

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"See I find that hard to believe because every time you say that we end up in the same situation."

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wyvernworks

You’re being watched.

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“I feel dirty.”

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“Can I kill him yet?”

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“I think Shadow has dibs.”

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"Not if I get to him first."

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wyvernworks

You’re being watched.

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“I feel dirty.”

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"Can I kill him yet?"

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wyvernworks You're being watched.

[huffpost]

Playing ‘Family Feud’ Is The Avengers’ Most Difficult Challenge Yet

Everyone’s favorite superheroes are getting ready to take on a new villain in “Avengers: Age of Ultron,” but first they have an even tougher challenge.

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Earth’s Mightiest Heroes on Jimmy Kimmel Live (x)

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Peekaboo // JOLT NO.

“Jolt, I love you but Primus help me if you don’t put me down I am going to punch you!”

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"Hey, be nice~" Nope not putting her down.

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“...Didn’t do it.”

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“…Cobra did it.” He’s giving that look right back. Always blame the sister.

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➤♚;; “Oh. my god.” She sighed and rubbed her face. “You’re both dumb.”

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“It was either her or my daughter, and I’d take the blame for her if it was. Considering she’s been with Phoenix all day, it wasn’t her.” He’s determined to blame Cobra for that hole in the barn wall.