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BARBARA.

“how sharp do you expect a broken wand to be? you’d have better luck with one of those swords.”

“Don’t be stupid, they get sharp. I know. I’m speaking from experience. Sometimes you’ve got to improvise, you know?”

#eidetiicmemory

CALEB.

“Since always. Unless it’s in self defence, you have no reason to hurt someone.”

“You’re a filthy, rotten liar. Stabbing’s not wrong. You’re just messing with me, aren’t you. Admit it.”

#euriditecalebprior

JACOB.

“I doubt you’re anything near to innocent. But you’re right —- not worth me stressing or marking my hands with blood over an innocent girl.”

“I’m hurt, really. I’m sweet as can be (( Worth a lot more than you, pretty boy. ))”

#ofblackiisms

LOCK.

“Like you’d let me forget. Why not start with the burning and then go from there? It clearly has to end with the burying.”

“Shut up. Of course, of course. Burning’s a good place to start, but then comes the question-- Matches alone, or kerosine too?”

#lock-emup

Another World (jacob black)

Stranded on a deserted Island AU

“You’d better share what food you’ve got or i’ll resort to eating each of your fingers in your sleep. Trust me, I’ll do it.”

#emficlds

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Send me “Another World” and I’ll generate an au

Mixed options, some are open to interpretation. #1-80

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#Ok why not

JACOB.

“ —- might be the two of them if you push my buttons.”

“Do it, snot for brains. Hurt an innocent girl who’s done nothing wrong.I triple dog dare you.”

#ofblackiisms

T a s k, 002′

Given the fact that Shock is unemployed, she can’t afford any legitimate type of transportation. She’s actually quite a talented skater, and is able to do plenty of tricks. Rather than pay for a bus with money she doesn’t have, she settled for her board (( considering she already likes it. ))

#difflifetasks

BARBARA.

“i doubt the stubby ends of wands would have much of an impact.”

“DUH,That’s why we break them first, you big dummy.”

#eidetiicmemory

STILES.

“how ABOUT no! nope, no way, i am out of here because i’m taking the nope train to NOPEVILLE. i am not a human punching bag!”

“Wah-Wah, Don’t be such a big baby. I wouldn’t let you actually die, not at first. That’s a waste of fun. That’s why I said NEARLY fatal injuries? I did say nearly, right? (( Probably not, oops. ))”

#ofsarcasticremarks #forgive her

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KYLO.

“Do not call me stupid.”

“I didn’t call you stupid? You must be hearing things. Stupid...Alright, that was only 'cause you told me not to. I couldn’t help it. Point still stands, keep your enemies really close. You’ll be untouchable--And if you play your cards right, they’ll never suspect a thing.”