⚜eyes on me⚜

Narcissus | 27 | He/Him Second Gym Leader in the Coronean gym lineup and owner of Ambrosia Vineyard (pkmn irl/rp account, blanket unreality warning, follows from aeroblast-radius, main account is gooberdotnet)

[elegances-garden]

@aeroblast-radius

pov: you're just a little hater

[elegances-garden]

sometimes I feel like the world is oh-so drab and I'm the only one adding any flavor. I mean, introducing yourself in the same way with a few words and phrases swapped around? truly repetitive.

[elegances-garden]

a tourist told me I look like the psychic gym leader from Galar, again, truly it's like the words stunning and gorgeous have left the lexicon of the people, I'd rather have my beauty be understated with the word "nice" before ever considering being compared to that party city magician to be anything close to a compliment.

[aeroblast-radius]

I don't get why Arachne's mom is so upset that she's not gonna be succeeded by someone related to her, like sure my dad was my predecessor but before our family got our hands on the gym Galatea's great grandpa ran the show and none of us exploded because we didn't treat our gym like an exclusive party.

[elegances-garden]

I'd like to note that neither you nor I would have had such an indomitable chance to land our positions if not for our family connections, so I believe it is more than compulsory to thank the mothers before us, er... or fathers in... your case.

[aeroblast-radius]

we can agree she's a bitch tho right

[elegances-garden]

oh, yes, massive bitch.

[aeroblast-radius]

I don't get why Arachne's mom is so upset that she's not gonna be succeeded by someone related to her, like sure my dad was my predecessor but before our family got our hands on the gym Galatea's great grandpa ran the show and none of us exploded because we didn't treat our gym like an exclusive party.

[elegances-garden]

I'd like to note that neither you nor I would have had such an indomitable chance to land our positions if not for our family connections, so I believe it is more than compulsory to thank the mothers before us, er... or fathers in... your case.

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Bellossom

[amatsu-kaeru]

スボミー/Budew

[krazy-for-klara]

@elegances-garden 💮 hm-hm-hm~ oh this'll be fun.

(//you've never spoken to this woman in your life Narcissus literally shut up)

Who the heck is this... HELLO~ A grass-type gym leader I see? How cute~ Maybe we should battle sometime, my poison-types could use some practice~♥

I assign you:

♥☠♥Lily of the Valley~♥☠♥

Make no mistake! While these flowers appear beautiful on the outside, they contain a toxic compound known as "Cardiac Glycosides" which can send you to the hospital if consumed~!

Beautiful outside... ugly inside. Hmm, couldn't be me~!

[elegances-garden]

hmph, I see...

[gooberdotnet]

[medicalmystery7]

the pokemon center fired you?

Hehehehehehe... Ehehehehahahaha... Hahahahahahaha!

...Yes.

[elegances-garden]

Why am I not surprised?

[medicalmystery7]

Somevone has brought in zeir "Petilil" today... how fascinating! A creature zat is both flora AND fauna, ohoho-

How does it eat vizout a mouth? Does it digest viz a stomach, or is it like ze carnivorous plants? HA, I have no idea!

[elegances-garden]

Excuse me?

Number one, how did you become a veterinarian without knowing what a petilil is? Even a child could best you in pokemon trivia.

And number two, "How does it eat without a mouth?"

Why don't you focus on the obvious answer? The flora in flora and fauna, it photosynthesizes.

[medicalmystery7]

I'll tell you a little trick, my friend: find a place in great need of aid, show zem a veterinary license, tell zem you are from far out of region, and many of zose hard to answer questions just disappear!

Anyvays, perhaps it is possible zat I could beat you in so-called pokemon trivia. After all, ze trainer said he was bringing his Petilil in after he "ran out of Oran berries". Does zis Petilil eat berries zrough photosynzesis? Hm?

[elegances-garden]

Ah, I see, you're more daft than I expected.

One word: roots.

Petilil and other grass-type pokemon can extend and retract roots to absorb solid nutrient sources such as berries or bones.

[aeroblast-radius]

Hot take: Narcissus is a jerk and we need a new grass gym leader pronto

[elegances-garden]

Excuse me?

[railroadlion]

Gogoat

[medicalmystery7]

Somevone has brought in zeir "Petilil" today... how fascinating! A creature zat is both flora AND fauna, ohoho-

How does it eat vizout a mouth? Does it digest viz a stomach, or is it like ze carnivorous plants? HA, I have no idea!

[elegances-garden]

Excuse me?

Number one, how did you become a veterinarian without knowing what a petilil is? Even a child could best you in pokemon trivia.

And number two, "How does it eat without a mouth?"

Why don't you focus on the obvious answer? The flora in flora and fauna, it photosynthesizes.