elegantly disarrayed

a classic mash-up of vintage cute and quirky weird | chem, 27, f | I am your embarrassing friend and secretly watching anime from your closet at night ( o v<)b

[witchys-stuff-deactivated202005]

Vintage book covers I found on pinterest!

[photograph-of-an-artist]

How things are gonna be:

House on the coast surrounded by trees

Closest town is 2-2.5 miles away

Live with lover and our animals

Lots of land for gardening and goats and chickens (specifically the cute goats with the floppy ears)

Make handmade bath products, teas, baked goods, and art

Watch the sun rise on the roof

Make the roof have grass on it

Little dock with a little wooden boat

Stained glass windows would be n e a t

Befriend all the nearby crows

Friends who will join me in adventures for forageable things on my land and have picnics and play dungeons and dragons

MOON GARDEN

Sell my goods at the local farmers market while playing my uke to entertain the people

Give uke, clarinet lessons to kids

Art studio with a kiln pls

library

Library

LIBRARY

L I B R A R Y

Lots of windows to let the sun in

Get energy from wind on the sea

Would be superb to have a lil grotto to explore

Feel free to add!!!!!

[oxensfree]

—VENI, VIDI, VICI.

[blakelivey-deactivated20211026]

How does the movie [Dark Phoenix] end?

[duskianfae-deactivated20210319]

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

[summery-captain]

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

[elegantlydisarrayed]

Omg I love this

[tsukkih-s-deactivated20240709]

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

[radfemarchive-deactivated202304]

Or domestic labour by the age of 7

[swedepea]

And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either

[morbidly-obeast]

and on that same token:

none of your children exist to give you grandkids

none of your children exist to give you pride

none of your children exist to give you extra income

none of your children exist to lower your workload

none of your children exist to stay just how you want them to

you don’t own your children

[solarsyrup]

Since no one else here has the frickin’ guts to do it, here’s a completely unbiased ranking of the Bokoblins from the Zelda games

Wind Waker Bokoblins

Swashbuckling seadogs! I like their spunk and their scurvy! Unfortunately, I have to dock some points for that weird mouth thing they do.

8/10

Twilight Princess Bokoblins

Oh, EW. Who let these nasty little creeps out? They look like they hang out in abandoned Blockbusters and eat nothing but asbestos. Awful.

4/10

Skyward Sword Bokoblins

These guys… huh. They’re a little too people-y, y’know? Kinda straddling the line between “monster” and “smelly dude who sits too close to you on the bus.” But they’re trying, I guess.

6/10

Breath of the Wild Bokoblins

Look at these charming little scamps! They just want to eat fruit and yell at things! And play with fire. An almost perfect rapscallion and ne’er-do-well!

9/10

???

Wait, who’s this fellow? He’s so cute! Look at him! Small but determined! I don’t know what kind of Bokoblin this is but he’s the clear winner here!

10/10

[technophage]

If OP is tricked by the mask, then OP is a Bokoblin

[solarsyrup]

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[laikaworld]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there! {via}

[dasuta-moved-deactivated2017063]

no not that one

[nooneeverneverever-deactivated2]

[kisuyou]

I’m enjoying stardew valley!

[listiel]

I made a mini doll (obitsuroid) of my darling sebastian!! and bought a miniature bike(and a mini miniature bike too) for him. what a cutie.

I have a plan for making my farmer ethan’s doll too, but it would be after May or June..

From now on I might post some pictures of him. I will tag these posts as #miniature and #obitsuroid! Thanks alot!

[elegantlydisarrayed]

I didn’t know I needed this till now. Do you sell these? @listiel

[starthirstvalleyasks-deactivate]

Sebastian: Winter represents me the most.

Sam: Because you’re cold, pale, and dead?

Sebastian: No, beca–

Sebastian:

Sebastian: Okay, how dare you roast me when I was about to roast myself.

[liz-crimson]

Drew some sketches of what I think Sebastian’s outfits would look like in the various seasons :D

[rambamboo]

i got stardew valley last week and idk what to tell you

[digitalscratch-arting]

Have I made it obvious yet that in Stardew Valley, Sebastian is my one and only? Because he is. Everyone is wonderful, but Sebby wins every time.

This started out as an attempt to draw Sebastian in something other than his hoodie, and it just spiraled out of control from there. Practice with expressions, headcanons, finally figuring out how I want to draw him etc.

Also, I blame @magicallyclueless for getting me on board the headcanon that Sebby dyes his hair and that he’s actually a ginger like his mom. What a nerd.

[masked-hybrid-deactivated202001]

I still remember my goth husband I didn’t forget him