Ramblings of an Insomniac

Xavier. 28. Biochemist. I live in Las Vegas and work odd hours. I'm a rather boring person, but I have very questionable friends. A random blog about my favorite things.

[shubbabang]

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

[shubbabang]

its that time again folks

[elegantmrx]

it was my best friend’s birthday yesterday and a funny thing happened

Yesterday was basically an 18 hour birthday celebration that started at 7AM until 1am the next day. God I’m tired.

Anyway...

Time: Like 12am

Mood : Drunk, and the party is dying down; only about 5 of us left.

One of my favorite girlfriends was there and she (lets call her C) asked if I could help her with stretches since she was feeling stiff.

So we go to a corner of the room and I’m assisting her through all the motions.

The rest of the group were calling for us, asking “Where are you guys?” They look to the corner and C and I were doing hamstring stretches WHICH LOOK LIKE THIS

So now the rest of the group are teasing us for how close we are while C and I are laughing uncontrollably and attempting to finish the stretches.

i hate my friends. lol 

[siberianclover]

I have no words beyond why?

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I refuse to suffer alone.

[prime89]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt the blood drain from my face before.

[gateaugrimoire-deactivated20230]

[friendlyfrankenstein]

[elegantmrx]

@languorousort I, for some reason, imagine this in your home somewhere.

[patronustrip]

WE HAVE A DATE.

SAY GOODBYE TO MY MONEY. BYE BYE MONEY.

[elegantmrx]

@thenotoriouscow look!!!

[xqcphobe]

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[gifsboom]

Red Eyed Albino Owl 

[werewolfstripclub]

Is this a fairy

[tenaflyviper]

Whatever it is, it’s clearly ancient and powerful.  Also cute and fluffy.

[kingmelanie]

Last thing that looked like this wanted me to make a contract and now I’m stuck in a time loop of death

[elegantmrx]

@languorousort

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

YEEHAW

Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!

[elegantmrx]

@thenotoriouscow

[unicornfan]

whoms’t else ready for jenga at evo 2018

[unicornfan]

it’s gonna happen fellow gamers…. I can feel it…. jenga at evo 2018

[elegantmrx]

Enjoy this out of context panel from a webcomic I recently re-discovered. Forward three hours and I’ve finally finished catching up through their whole archive.

[eviesweetly]

OUTLAWS

[tf2pine]

anyways stan muma i love him

[cosmicrew]

[recycledstars]

You’re my present this year.

[rainglazed]

Y'all need to STOP

[twilla-itmustbeso]

Merry Christmas, Molly Hooper

[elegantmrx]

I'm so invested right now. I'm on vacation and two of my friends have expressed interest in each other but they're still playing it very loosely around one another. Now I'm about 100 feet away from them on the beach shore, at about 10:30pm watching them as they slowly inch themselves closer to one another Ahhhhh it's too much

[elegantmrx]

I’m so embarrassed.

There’s this girl I’m interested in, I thought it would be nice if I surprised her at lunchtime and bring her favorite food, Carne Asada fries (fries, steak, beans, covered in avocado and salsa).

So at lunchtime, I sent her a text to meet me in the cafeteria downstairs.

She was genuinely pleased to see me at her work. When she asked why I was there, I mentioned the food and her facial expression changed dramatically. Almost comedic.

She then told me that shes FASTING FOR RELIGIOUS PURPOSES but sincerely appreciated the thought and effort I put in my surprise.

So now, we’re both talking in the cafeteria over takeaway boxes that’s slowly getting cold. But I refuse to eat because I don’t want to seem rude.

After the longest hour lunch, she assured me that it was a sweet gesture and that she wouldn’t mind if I brought her lunch again.

I guess I’ll try again in two days.

:((

Edit: She said she’ll save her box for her roommate and I ate my box in the parking lot. Lol

[fanfic-buddies]

One person in this photo is an imposter.