[willow]

Me at social gatherings: *sneezes and makes a note of everyone who doesn’t say bless you*

[blossomfully]

Don’t settle. Don’t settle. You are worth 100%. Not 60%. Not 75%. Don’t settle for excuses. You will find happiness and it will be so much more than you ever imagined.

[purpletangyvaginas]

[mihgyu]

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

[r-efracted]

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

[ehunk]

or when they write me a check for $100,000

[block]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

what she says: no

what she really means: no

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[everythingstarstuff]

WHOOP

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

[bronzyglow]

I know I romanticize a lot of things but one day I’m going to vacation with the love of my life and eat tropical fruits somewhere beautiful. I’m going to wear a sheer dress and there will be no stress

[versaillesadness]

Enjoy the magnificent Appartments of Napoleon III 👑 one of the many masterpieces to discover in @museelouvre 🏛️ I took this picture today ! . . #france #paris #art #architecture #palace #museum #louvre #gold #royal #luxury #travel #discover #picoftheday https://ift.tt/2rpbZuD

[meyhew]

do u take constructive criticism

i only take cash or credit 

[bpdlavender]

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

[traitspourtraits]

[riversixx]

Drunk girl you’re just meeting for the first time at her house party: sits with you for an hour and a half talking way more coherently about psychology and how fucked up the mental health field is than you ever could even though you’re both studying it and you’re the completely sober one because she thinks you look lonely, checks on you every twenty minutes to make sure you aren’t being pressured to get drunk, lets you hold her pint sized dog because you said you like dogs and she says her dog likes you and she says her dog usually hates everyone, gets worried because you’re not eating and hugs you when you let her feed you a small piece of coffee cake, asks to pet your hair every half an hour because she says it looks soft and only pets your hair when you say yes even though she’s asked over and over if she can

Drunk guy you’re just meeting for the first time at the same house party, an hour later: repeatedly pressures you to drink even though you’ve made it clear you’re not planning on it, tries to kiss you even though he’s heterosexual and you’ve made it explicitly clear you are a man, takes your phone and drunk texts ‘skank’ to your actual literal mother and laughs about it, messes up your hair without asking because he says it looks like a birds nest, saunters off without apologizing for any of it

[riversixx]

I got anon hate about this post saying I’m just a vicious man hater and it doesn’t even have 50 notes so let me tell you a secret

I’m a man

[gharibajameel]

men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

[darkislovelyyyy]

Me to men everywhere

[bloodbending]

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh