Mostly just an idiot

I'm Clayton and I'm 23 and I've been described as "as far from punk as it gets"

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

hey

[rcktpwr]

not in the mood today quincy

[c3po]

seriously.. read the mood quincy

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

sorry guys

[powerjock]

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[rulesofthirds]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[lets-jam]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[omegaverse]

my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

[omegaverse]

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

[omegaverse]

who knows though

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Me this Pride season

[agatetrevalyn]

Hiding kh4 in a Nintendo direct is actually hilarious

[ehunk]

I know it isnt whats happening but I still cant stop thinking about nintendo characters and universes being introduced to Kingdom Hearts. Imagine the gang goes to the pokemon world and donald is just given a pink wig to be nurse jenny. Or they go to the mario world and donald is just a goomba with a duck bill

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[viralfrog]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[jame7t]

im geussing hole asmr is put the migropheon in you're pussie...

🤨

[boobpurgatory]

top 10 asks written in middle english

[ozarkaflash]