Mostly just an idiot

I'm Clayton and I'm 23 and I've been described as "as far from punk as it gets"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[jame7t]

im geussing hole asmr is put the migropheon in you're pussie...

🤨

[boobpurgatory]

top 10 asks written in middle english

[ozarkaflash]

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[ewzzy]

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[junk-thunder]

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[st-just]

[funeralcity]

sorry dude i just cant hang out tonight. i promised green alien baby i would play pvc pipe with it

[deathgasmic]

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

[ehunk]

I know the phrase “breasting boobily” was invented to make fun of a very specific kind of writing about women, but I think we should acknowledge that it’s very much a real thing and not tied to any gender because I think it every time I see men jogging

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[milfcastro-deactivated20251208]

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

[mermeladadepera]

FALL OUT

[log6]

one thing europe has that the US lacks is when you go in the kebab shop and they got shiny sweaty young hairy guys that are jacked and chubby working in there and you and you start 3d visualizing sucking dick in your head but you just gotta order normally and get out of there