[marinella-ela]

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies

[parkchanwoohoo]

[frankencain]

forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

[smilepaint]

call me a ghost the way heimsuchen that dick

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

How today is going

[cheese24k]

[butchniqabi]

me: please do not fear me, i mean you no harm

bunnies that live in my apartment complex: your intentions are irrelevant, we distrust all for it has meant our continued survival

me: but woe look upon the gifts i have given to thee, it is a sign of my loyalty and admiration for thine kingdom

bunnies: forsooth, thou hast given us these gifts, but our people cannot be so easily bribed by one who wishes to tame us

me: nay! i do not wish to tame thee! only pet the soft fur betwixt thine ears

bunnies: is asking of us to change our nature not taming, sirrah? would you have us display our soft underbellies to the dogs next?

me: tis not my intention-

bunnies: your intentions are irrelevant

me: wait!

bunnies: *disappear into the bushes*

[butchniqabi]

since this is inexplicably gaining traction again, behold! the bunny that inspired this post:

[bobacupcake]

weekly comic week 10 .

[itsloriel]

“Leg in the air - Parthenon” by Edgard Alsteens, used on a postcard, 1986.

via Reddit

[ukulelekatie]

happy daylight savings to those who observe

[bearie]

[2wo-knav3s]

[moldavite]

"i don't care what u had for dinner" well i do. can you post a photo of it on tumblr dot com so i can like it please

[kushblazer666]

[wizardarchetypes]

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

[thundergrace]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

it’s Out Of Touch Leap Day! you won’t be able to celebrate this until 2052 so celebrate while you can

[parakeet]

Catching my mutuals with this one