not 22

sam, & i never think of him except on midnights like this

[aromanticduck]

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

[aleisters]

🥺

[halzune]

Even the dogs know not to drink saltwater.

PARIS PALOMA - GOOD BOY (2025) starring Paris Paloma & Tom Blyth

[rogers-carter]

MATERIALISTS 2025 | dir. Celine Song

[creepish]

(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

[probuccalfat]

i could be your girlfriend who never texts you back

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[anexperimentallife]

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

[emeraldastral]

[sophsun1]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

[feluka]

some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

[ukulelekatie]

“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

[bewbin]

there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

[sacredstem]

tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14

[realpeoplefiction]

i need to learn every language in the world so i can know if the subtitles are right or wrong

[henstomper]

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

[charl0ttan]

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

[elektva]

i fkn hate ai so much