L.M.T

Mum, Foster Mum, Jily / Wolfstar loving Harry Potter nerd, Hufflepuff

[elemtee]

Literally the first time in forever I’ve heard Scotty from Marketing open his mouth and not yelled for him to shut the fuck up.

[elemtee]

Hey Scotty & Co…….

https://youtu.be/6jLoxp8EmoM

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

JUST HEARD A COMMENTATOR SAY ’FORMER TREASURER JOSH FRYDENBERG’ MUSIC TO MY FUCKING EARS

[scifii]

'i can't see the coalition getting to majority government on these numbers'

- antony green my beloved

[elemtee]

Is Antony Green the hottest man in the damn country right now or what 😍

[lemedy]

I am begging the universe to give me one thing tonight and that’s Peter Dutton losing his seat

[elemtee]

This would be one of the greatest things to happen this year.

[elemtee]

Let’s go Dees and do it for Daniher!

[elemtee]

Can’t wait to watch a tiny Auskicker try and give Max Gawn a medal.

[elemtee]

Let’s go Dees and do it for Daniher!

[mppmaraudergirl-deactivated2024]

Hey MPP, you never have any chill. What are you thinking about this morning. Well...

The Second Chance (a companion to The Wedding Ring)

James Potter is thriving in Manchester in all facets of life except love. When considering the girl of his dreams--who also happens to be the one who got away--is currently in London, it's not hard to understand why every one of his relationships fail. So when a promotion at work gives him the opportunity to move to London, he leaps at it. What he never anticipated? A drunk voicemail and a second chance at love.

[mppmaraudergirl-deactivated2024]

So now that we’ve gotten some answers to what’s going on with James in The Wedding Ring do we still need (or want) a companion fic?

[elemtee]

This is a rhetorical question right? You’re already 10k deep in this for us right? RIGHT?

[mischief-marauders]

Dumbledore: Sirius Black betrayed James and Lily! He’s responsible for their deaths and he killed 13 muggles! He belongs in Azkaban!

Remus: That doesn’t even make sense. Since I met Sirius, he’s hated death eaters. He loves James more than he loves anyone else. He’s fought by our side, time and time again and he would never be capable of that. He was always there when we needed him. He loves everything muggle, he’d never kill them. Can’t the ministry give him veritaserum? Or you can fight for them to check his wand for the last spell it fired? Or maybe you can even look inside his mind since you’re a powerful legilimens?

Dumbledore: ✔️ seen, 9:34 p.m.

[enchanted-keys]

Gilbert Blythe according to Anne and basically everyone.

[perioddramasource]

“That Anne-girl improves all the time,” she said. “I get tired of other girls—there is such a provoking and eternal sameness about them. Anne has as many shades as a rainbow and every shade is the prettiest while it lasts. I don’t know that she is as amusing as she was when she was a child, but she makes me love her and I like people who make me love them. It saves me so much trouble in making myself love them.” - Anne of Green Gables

[intimatevoid]

[capriscum-blog]

my great uncle Bob is exactly what you’d expect from an australian farmer. he’s approximately 65 years old and he’s a cattle farmer on a station (a station is a fuck off huge ranch, basically, it’s a couple thousand acres) and he’s this beanpole of a man who looks like he’s spent his entire life outside because, well, he has. he also drives this ancient beat-up yellow ute which is more rust than car at this point and was made in approximately 1980. it’s old. 

anyway he was driving to the far end of the station the other day and an emu ran out in front of his car and he hit it, only it didn’t die, it came flying through the windshield, still alive and mostly unharmed. so there’s my uncle and this emu which is now sitting in the front seat of his car and understandably the emu is pretty pissed off and the first thought that goes through Bob’s head is “oh shit it’s going to start kicking me” so he figures the best way to stop it doing that is to punch it in the face and that is the story of how my uncle got in a fistfight with an emu.

[cherrywinethechicken]

Inspired by @ghostofbambifanfiction‘s book club chat a couple days ago! What if James’ car broke down in a storm after dropping his coworker Lily off after work? A totally ~platonic and not sexually charged at all~ evening of course….

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

FANART OF A ONESHOT BEFORE I’VE FINISHED WRITING IT I CAN’T EVEN—

I LOVE YOU THIS IS SO GORGEOUS LOOK AT THE WHITE SHIRT THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM WEAR NOW!!!!!!!!

[elemtee]

I am SO glad I dropped that prompt!

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

Consider the way you feel when you get a genuinely hurtful ask from an anon. That’s the way we feel when we send you a well-meaning ask, but you misinterpret it and reply nastily. I used to enjoy scrolling through your Tumblr, but nowadays your responses are just unnecessarily mean. I hope you think about this feedback, and try to be kinder. If you don’t, that’s not my problem, because I won’t be looking you up on Tumblr anymore.

Consider how fed up I am when I am sick and feverish and have EXPLAINED that I’m sick and feverish and someone sends me an ask looking for fic like I’m a machine that’s here to provide a service and not a person, then consider how often I have tried to politely explain how dehumanising and upsetting it can be to get asks like that and how often it goes ignored. If you have sent me an ask pushing for a fic update when I have stated that I AM NOT WELL then your ask was not “well meaning,” it was self-serving and inconsiderate, because I’m not a person to you, am I? To you I am a service who provides you with free entertainment and when I’m feeling sick your only thought is to ask me when I won’t be so I can entertain you further. I get well meaning asks all the time from the wonderful people who follow me on here—I can tell the difference, yeah?

And quite frankly, anon, you can take your sanctimonious “I hope you think about this feedback” and shove it. If you never look at my blog again I don’t care, because it’s only my fics that you care about—which is fine, by the way, you’re not obligated to care about me as a person but I’m also not obligated to listen when you make sure to let me know it.

[isinkwiththeship]

Feel like you might have misunderstood the definition of "well-meaning", anon. So, here you are.

Demanding someone's time is gross enough. Demanding updates when she's said she's not doing well is beyond disgusting. Not only has her answers been more patient than some of these anons deserve, but none of them have been nasty? Straight forward? Sure. Blunt? Possibly, but deservedly so.

Its bad enough getting asks that care about updates, but when they continue (REPEATEDLY) after a person has stated they're unwell (or busy, or not motivated, or just not up to it--whatever the case may be, but ESPECIALLY ill) is representative of your gross entitlement. Frankly, Sarah could have responded a lot meaner and be within her rights to do so.

She's a person, first and foremost. A partner, a mother, and a friend after that (in no particular order); all of these before she is a fan, fandom participant, or fic writer.

Here's a more fitting definition of your asks.

Fuck off.

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

🧡🧡🧡🧡

[elemtee]

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

So when do you think we can expect an update to noob?

You sent this ask about eight minutes after I said I might have Covid.

[elemtee]

Ok, this is seriously beyond a joke now. Sarah owes none of us anything. She writes and updates when it suits her. She has a job, a partner, a child, friends, family and possibly the plague. She gifts us with fic, and quite frankly, you don’t deserve it, or her.

Next time you think about sending an ask like this kindly go boil your head in lava instead.

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

I LOVED when you made us guess the title of n00b! Such fun XD

YES! Now guess how James and Georgia will break up! 😝

[elemtee]

Georgia and James go to lunch one day

Find cute little cafe with red headed waitress

Georgia orders a croissant

James is outraged

Croissants are FRENCH Georgia. Do you hate me? Is this because of Sirius?

Georgia realised its more drama than she wants in life

They break up

Georgia meets Liam Holland and gives him a handy in the cinema 😂

[ghostofbambifanfiction]

Only two of these sentences are correct and one of them is “they break up” 😂

[elemtee]

The other is giving Liam Holland a handy isn’t it 😂