pissed as hell and out for blood

dumb as shit

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[jaubaius]

Source

[reelaroundthedavekan]

[somafalls]

[nekoboygandalf]

jester saved me

[onceuponawildflower]

Frog and Toad are Friends

[mooniviews]

winter date with haley ❄️

[artofcharlene]

Haleyyy!!!

[snowonthebeachmp3]

[sunfortune]

anthony literally bouncing on his feet while kate insults him: i do not like this woman btw

[itisiives]

[scvlly]

And I miss you, love.

[peachesarts]

just a sketch to lift my mood today!!

i miss them sm, girlies come home 

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catchymemes]

[beardedmrbean]

[dovesndecay]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

[j0rrated]

what is it that makes siblings so good at insulting your fashion?

[j0rrated]

[bill-nye-official-blog]

one time my brother looked at me and said "Hold on. I need to cook up an insult about your outfit." and after two and a half minutes of silence said "You've got the perfect cammo to sneak through a grandmother's house undetected" and he was fucking right

[marzipanandminutiae]

the brightly coloured skinny jeans that Teens wore in the late '00s and early '10s were meant to denote where you stood in gang hierarchy. salmon was the highest rank and meant you had killed someone.

I think the funniest part of this is that, if you'd floated this idea at the time, at least some parents would have believed you.