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michaelnordeman

European green woodpecker/Picus viridis/gröngöling. Värmland, Sweden (21 July 2023).

r0zeclawz

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

flipchild

powerburial

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

playwrongs

Roundel of stained glass, ca. 1520, depicting the heraldic crest of Charles Brandon, First Duke of Suffolk. In the collection of the Getty Museum.

rnismatch

you prayers have been intercepted by the dark puppet

#this clarifies things considerably

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

libraryleopard

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

playwrongs

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

herpsandbirds

European Adders (Vipera berus), gettin freaky up in tha cut, family Viperidae, Helsinki, Finland

Venomous.

European Adders often form these mating aggregations, after emerging from hibernation, in which multiple males will try to mate with the same (much larger) female.

photograph by Antti Koli

herpsandbirds

Timber Rattlesnake (Crotalus horridus), family Viperidae, Pine Barrens, New Jersey, USA

Venomous.

photograph by James Adams

herpsandbirds

Rainbow-bearded Thornbill (Chalcostigma herrani), male, family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, Colombia

photograph by Retorno Photo Tours

real-language-facts

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

cleverreports

We report: now that the temperatures are closer to the seasonal average, the sky has gotten more familiar to us. It is not so much about specific clouds, but rather the diversity, and the changes, the uncertainty. We realise we are not very fond of the certainty of a clear sky.