One Step At A Time

Sarah Elizabeth Jones 20 VA~757~ Snapchat: sarahbeara97 Instagram: sarah31izabeth

[aisforarthur]

[caribbeanheaux-deactivated20151]

Damn he came for her whole life w a smile like yall think he nerdy but he jus ripped her edges out

[elephuckaduck]

Life of the party

[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[twenty-four-robbers]

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

[magic-retina-deactivated2017100]

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

[gamzees-hole]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

[canisfamiliaris]

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

[birdcloudusa-deactivated2016061]

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

[thyme-n-space]

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died. 

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Me bc I’m this dramatic

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[elephuckaduck]

No buns were badly burned during the making of this pic

[craved-deactivated20230908]

One day we got tired, tired of chasing, of caring, of worrying… Not because we didn’t want more, but because the person didn’t value our efforts.

Daniel C. L.  (via convertions)

[elephuckaduck]

No buns were badly burned during the making of this pic

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[fukkce]

LMFAOOOO

[theblacktroymcclure]

Please tell me that’s a real article lmao

[ruinedchildhood]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

turn on ur volume

[disgustinganimals]

I regret turning up my volume

[fuckboyzuko]

McDonald’s has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You’re supposed to mix and match items, but there’s nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I just got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure I wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about.

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[preposterousness]

i can’t think of much that i aspire to more than this

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[thatsoundssoaddy]

I cant stop listening to this.

[alurdunfinn]

I made this my ringtone

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

[thotbrey]

[moomootootoob-deactivated202311]

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

[valteuil-deactivated20160725]

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

[elephuckaduck]

Died of a heatstroke but I died looking cute?