[alien-slushie]

Bruce: Why is Danny Crying? Dick, Damian stop beating up Jason!

Jason: *laughing hysterically as Damian and Dick kick and Punch at him*

Danny: *curled up in Cass's lap as he cries and she hushes him softly*

Damian: Todd is a scoundrel who dare toy with Danyal's fragile heart! *also has tears in his eyes but he refuses to let them fall*

Dick: What he said!

Bruce, sighing: Tim?

Tim, not looking up from his laptop: Jason had Danny and Damian play "Can Your Pet".

Bruce: Can your pet, what?

Tim: No, its just "Can Your Pet". You make a pet chick and play games with it and like brush it and stuff but if you click on an icon that looks like a bike it sends your chick to a chicken mill and it shows the chick being ground up and put in a can.

Bruce: Jason Todd! How could you do that to your little brothers?!

Jason: *being choked out, but still laughing* Worth it!

Bonus: 2 weeks later

Danny: Damian look! She likes me! *petting a black hen with white speckles*

Damian: She does. *also happily petting some black and yellow chicks*

Tim: I can't believe you bought them chickens.

Bruce: Danny stopped crying, Damian stopped stabbing, we adopted some in-need animals, and we get fresh, cruelty free eggs in the future.

Danny: What should we name this one?

Jason: Fillet.

Danny: *whimpers*

Bruce: Jason Peter Todd!

[susiephone]

it is genuinely infuriating how many people grasp the concept of "there are several different sects of christianity, some of which are conservative and controlling, but others which are more progressive, and you can't treat the whole religion as a monolith", but absolutely cannot wrap their minds around the idea that islam, the second-biggest religion in the world, is also not a monolith.

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[podcastwizard]

folks you’re never gonna believe what i did today

[canonkiller]

many people sharing the writing post today... hard to keep up with..... know my universal advice:

if it sucks you should still write it

if it'll be unfinished you should still write it

if you never share it you should still write it

if it's not a linear fiction adventure you should still write it

if you will have fun writing it you should write it :)

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[dcxdpdabbles]

Hal: Everyone, I have an announcement! We are going to have the privilege of hosting a real-life prince!

Diana: I am a princess

Arthur: And I am a King

Hal: This isn't about you. This about a alien prince, better known as the immortal, the powerful the beloved Prince Phantom!!!

Diana: Prince Phantom!? Here!? On Earth!?

Bruce: You know him?

Diana: Of course! We've told tales of his adventures for centuries on my island but I never thought I have the privilege of seeing him much less speaking to him!

Arthur: Prince Phantom is considered a god to my people. He helped create our kingdom and is said to have given our people the gills to survive underwater! I must prepare for his arrive! My people will be so please!

Hal: You better hurry. We only have three days before he arrives. I flew over as soon as I was told at Oa, but it still wasn't fast enough.

Clark: What should the rest of us do? If he's that important, I want to leave a good impression.

Hal: Hang these images of him in your home to let him know he's welcome

Clar, staring at his boyfriend's newest son, whom he saw that morning at the breakfast table: Ummmmm, Sweetheart? Can you look at this?

Bruce glancing over his shoudler: Is that Danny?

Clark: Yes

Bruce: Oh, he is so grounded. I told my kids they weren't allowed to become gods anymore!

[jesterlavorres]

[jewishbarbies]

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

[jewishbarbies]

Owner of Viking ship used in The Odyssey says studio has not paid bill for damage

Swedish nonprofit alleges cost to repair replica was $6,000 but Universal – which made $264m on film’s opening weekend – has not stumped up

Concerns about prop disposal as filming on new Nolan film comes to a close | www.italianinsider.it

looking for a news outlet to pick up the archeologist drama over this but you can google the practical effects used for the cyclops and find the pictures pretty easily

[jewishbarbies]

Nolan’s "The Odyssey" Has a Colonialism Problem

Despite Morocco’s hopes that its film industry would reap rewards, the blockbuster’s success will be tainted by controversy surrounding film

and it gets even worse

[mundanesalad]

Here’s a true story about studying for finals.

The culprit:

[mundanesalad]

I always get a little uptick in notes on this post during finals seasons.

[melatiaal]

design for a collab merch

[bluejues]

tfw you crawl out of your grave and get dunked in a vat of nickelodeon slime by your dad’s situationship

[l0adingout]

that one trend

Happy Birthday Tim Drake‼️

[sherbies]

in the year of our lord 2026 there are somehow still people who think that Korra's to blame for her lost connection to the past Avatars

not her uncle Unalaq who literally ripped Raava out of her body and destroyed her

[equalistmako]

media literacy should be taught in schools

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[thememedaddy]

[crimson-chains]

Alcor definitely has some experience with wild parties XD