Elijah Hansen

[eli-jahhansen]

INTRO POST :)

"A whole garden of flowers and my name etched on a rock, oh this could've been avoided, all I wanted was to talk."

Uhhhhh hi there

Im Elijah Hansen and im just here to accompany my friend and my brother :D

I like Touhou, GD, and OMORI so please bring those up hshshagsg

I hate going outside, jsyk

OOC INFO:

WHOO THIS FEELS CRINGE BUT IDRC :)

I love rping ngl like hahahshsh

Please dont be rude hahah :D

Mod is

@thatoneidiotavri

Evan (my dearest step brother!!)- @i-luv-tree

Other accounts

Jared- @insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69

Joe (Jared's sister, she's canon to me now)- @just-a-joe-wholuv-read

Alana- @andeverytimethatyoucallout

Connor- @alittle-bitofspine

Heidi-

Larry-

Cynthia-

Zoe-

[eli-jahhansen]

I am genuinely so tired right now...... 😔

Mom keeps pushing me to be more active but >:(

[i-luv-tree]

I-If you don't mind… we can go hiking together?

[eli-jahhansen]

Oh sure!! :D

[eli-jahhansen]

I am genuinely so tired right now...... 😔

Mom keeps pushing me to be more active but >:(

[i-luv-tree]

Honestly, is psychological counseling really useful?

My therapist keeps telling me not to worry about things like school social life, but I'm really worried :(

AND WHERE IS JARED???

[eli-jahhansen]

As your step-brother, your therapist SUCKS. thats shitty advice 🫩

[eli-jahhansen]

Ooc post

Ever since the Jared rp account's mod disappeared, the deh rp community has died down (on my end.. :( it was so fun aswell....)

[i-luv-tree]

Hey Ev

I think Jared went missing...

@eli-jahhansen

Yeah?

He's definitely not the kind of person who can go two weeks without touching social media…

M-My god, I start to worry

[eli-jahhansen]

Yeah, his last post was early April and he hasnt been responding to DMs as well... :(

[i-luv-tree]

Oh my god... (starts biting nails)

I think I need to ask Joe... :(

[eli-jahhansen]

We gotta start cutting your nails

(carefully swats them away from his mouth)

>:(

[i-luv-tree]

Hey Ev

I think Jared went missing...

@eli-jahhansen

Yeah?

He's definitely not the kind of person who can go two weeks without touching social media…

M-My god, I start to worry

[eli-jahhansen]

Yeah, his last post was early April and he hasnt been responding to DMs as well... :(

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[evil-bread-offical]

Alr bet

[eli-jahhansen]

Aight bet

[jeremyhappenstobeheere]

Hey can I have one of those humiliation sheets? I'd really like one :)

@eli-jahhansen

Hello!! I should have some spareesssss....- waiit... Uh. How do you know. Oh right.. Jenna. I'll have to check.

[eli-jahhansen]

Thank you hey btw you're cool

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

how do we feel about chili con taco lasagne 👀

what do you even mean? im crying trying to figure it out

anyone please! help me!

this is torture

[eli-jahhansen]

Food.

Yum yum.

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[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

C H exclamation mark L exclamation mark C zero N seven four C zero L four dollar sign four G N three

i give up

@i-luv-tree help @just-a-joe-wholuv-read help me too i guess

[eli-jahhansen]

CH!L! C0N74C0L4$4GN3

First word's def Chili, second is contaco lasagne???

[eli-jahhansen]

Oh, looking back at your asks, it's Chili con taco lasagne, a mexican dish :)

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

C H exclamation mark L exclamation mark C zero N seven four C zero L four dollar sign four G N three

i give up

@i-luv-tree help @just-a-joe-wholuv-read help me too i guess

[eli-jahhansen]

CH!L! C0N74C0L4$4GN3

First word's def Chili, second is contaco lasagne???

[sincerelycubes-deactivated20260]

kleinsen doodle bro

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

who wants me and @i-luv-tree to recreate this?

[eli-jahhansen]

ME ME ME

I know you'll be a good bf to him trust

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

validation! let's go!

[i-luv-tree]

what i didn't even said YES????

[eli-jahhansen]

But a Hansen agreed, now go, I'm marrying you off

[eli-jahhansen]

Im actually gonna go insane this is the 3rd boxer ive had to wash because of blood and it's literally the FIRST FUCKING DAY.

[eli-jahhansen]

Wow i think im gonna go insane

My mama threw out mah binder bcuz of my sister

Time for the sports bra plan b

(oh man i wish i was an a cup)

[sincerelycubes-deactivated20260]

kleinsen doodle bro

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

who wants me and @i-luv-tree to recreate this?

[eli-jahhansen]

ME ME ME

I know you'll be a good bf to him trust

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

Hey dyk about Touhou

Please im gonna go insane, this hyperfixation isn't boding well

@eli-jahhansen

i'll have to look it up

the unbearable noise of jared typing on his laptop

oh that seems cool :]

[eli-jahhansen]

Zunpet.

Zunpet.