a little party never killed nobody

elijah dubois-sahi. professional slacker.

[ambrosialynn-deactivated2015061]

What the hell are you doing? Whatever it is, it doesn’t exactly look like a good idea.

[eli-sahi-blog]

Eh. You’re probably right. Only really matters if I get caught doing it.

[johnxdawlish]

I’m down, that sounds sick. We’ll have to be discrete though. The authorities are really cracking down on people hanging out there.

[eli-sahi-blog]

Well... yeah. Hopefully spontaneous combustion won’t slow our night down, right?

[ingridblanchett-blog]

“For a white girl” is probably not the best way to go into any sentence, especially considering I’m more Italian than I am white, white boy.

[eli-sahi-blog]

Is Italy no longer a Western European country? My bad. However, I can promise you that my ethnicity is more interesting than this accent may suggest, sweetheart.

[ingridblanchett-blog]

Oh yeah? I’m pretty tan and badass myself, though. 

[eli-sahi-blog]

For a white girl you have taken on a very dark hue. I wasn’t able to develop my typically dark coloring this summer, regrettably.

[johnxdawlish]

I was still thinking along the lines of alcohol, but again, I forgot who I was talking to.

[eli-sahi-blog]

All that’s expensive, though. I could probably pick up a case of Natty to crack open in Lafayette, though, if you were down.

[ingridblanchett-blog]

It’s either fire or sugar and I take my coffee as black and as dangerous as I can get it. 

[eli-sahi-blog]

Black and dangerous, huh? I hardly pegged you for that sort of girl.

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[ingridblanchett-blog]

Thanks. Both of those are a no, by the way. The only think worth drinking here is the virgin Café Brulot Diabolique. Strong, but the fire is a pretty interesting touch.

[eli-sahi-blog]

I don’t think I’d ever drink something that’s on fire. You’re much braver than I am.

[ingridblanchett-blog]

I’d appreciate it. Especially if you’re not going to make up your mind in the next fourteen seconds. 

[eli-sahi-blog]

Oh, definitely not. The deliberation over Vanilla Bean versus Caramel Iced Lattes has yet to begin. Go right ahead, miss.

[johnxdawlish]

Forgive me, I forgot who I was talking to for a moment there. Were you planning on picking up any substances tonight?

[eli-sahi-blog]

What kinds are you thinkin’? Narcotics? Heavy barbituates? Psychadelics?

[ingridblanchett-blog]

You probably should have decided what you wanted to get before you got in line. 

[eli-sahi-blog]

Probably. You’re welcome to commit cutsies, though. I don’t mind.

[johnxdawlish]

Anyone want anything? Last time I got beer the guy didn’t card me, so I could probably get you something.

[eli-sahi-blog]

You say that like I don’t have a decent fake of my own, sir.

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