Im the cuntiest boss ever

pfp by @/potato-lord-but-not He/Him [mod is minor] Mod has not finished tma yet [listened to s4], no spoilers please:] joining the tma officalverse

[elias-bouchard-offical]

ooc//

Intro post technically

I stole his name so i might aswell be him <3

I'm just being silly, I already run a more serious tma roleplay account [ @the-archivist-official ] so this one is definitely more lighthearted/unserious If I seem out of character its because I am. probably.

He's iconic in my mind and you can't change that.

[we'll pretend I didn't traumatize my employees or anything, that didn't happen you have no proof]

Mod is Minor, He/Him

also I haven't finished tma, I've finished all of s4 though. please no spoilers it makes me sad :/

okay, goodbye!! :>

[elias-bouchard-offical]

projecting my painful urge to draw that eats at my flesh when I don’t, I cannot sleep and I cannot eat I can only d r a w

:)

I was never much of an artist... But I suppose I could give it a go.

[jonathan-sims-offical]

What do you think would happen if someone were to throw Elias into the Burried? Would that solve problems or create more?

I think that's a better question to ask him yourself. @elias-bouchard-offical

[elias-bouchard-offical]

It would create many problems, especially for whoever's idea it was.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

PROJECTING MY HYPER MOBILITY SYNDROME ONTO YOU

Maybe I shouldn't have requested originality.

[mongfind-minecraft]

Yeah that was. A poor decision. You're going to need help from a Fleshling at this point...

[elias-bouchard-offical]

But I hate those freaks :/

[mongfind-minecraft]

Elias. Jonah. Watcher of the Archive. If you cannot pull yourself together enough for simple cooperation with other Powers, I have little sympathy for the suffering that will result. Either suck it up and talk to a Fleshling, or continue being hypermobile and in a double handful of different kinds of pain.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

Well, got a... "Fleshling" I can talk to?

[mongfind-minecraft]

Not one who'll talk to you, no. I expect you can probably find one - my advice is to be polite.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

I'm incredibly polite, thank you. And I guess I'll just go find one on my own.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

PROJECTING MY HYPER MOBILITY SYNDROME ONTO YOU

Maybe I shouldn't have requested originality.

[mongfind-minecraft]

Yeah that was. A poor decision. You're going to need help from a Fleshling at this point...

[elias-bouchard-offical]

But I hate those freaks :/

[mongfind-minecraft]

Elias. Jonah. Watcher of the Archive. If you cannot pull yourself together enough for simple cooperation with other Powers, I have little sympathy for the suffering that will result. Either suck it up and talk to a Fleshling, or continue being hypermobile and in a double handful of different kinds of pain.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

Well, got a... "Fleshling" I can talk to?

[elias-bouchard-offical]

Can I roast you?

You can try.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

Projects my great fear of finding forbidden knowledge that ruins my life onto you

Already lived through that, but if anything it just made my life better. :}

[elias-bouchard-offical]

you like to be useful, huh?

Yes..?

[elias-bouchard-offical]

I am now forcing my asthma and migraines on you cuz forcing my arthritis on you actually help somewhat. 😈

Well you know I love to be of service.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

PROJECTING MY HYPER MOBILITY SYNDROME ONTO YOU

Maybe I shouldn't have requested originality.

[mongfind-minecraft]

Yeah that was. A poor decision. You're going to need help from a Fleshling at this point...

[elias-bouchard-offical]

But I hate those freaks :/

[elias-bouchard-offical]

projecting my sleep deprivation onto you...

Won’t make much difference.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

Projects my uti on you

It's getting worse.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

I baked some time eye shaped cookies the other day and oh wow conveniently there are some left over. Would you like some? :)

Absolutely.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

PROJECTING MY HYPER MOBILITY SYNDROME ONTO YOU

Maybe I shouldn't have requested originality.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

👁️

You should at least give my Archivist some social skills. It’s painful to Watch him cringe through every social interaction.

@the-eye-official

Not sure I can really fix that at this point.

[elias-bouchard-offical]

I'm forcing my (undiagnosed as of asking) arthritis on you and there is nothing you can do about it. 😈😈😈😈😈

Can’t help but feel like this really isn’t deserved :/

[elias-bouchard-offical]

Could I have a job? I need employment

Of course! Perhaps in research? Always need more of those…