captainclarington·:
My father heard about Grindr from one of the new trainees at the firm and decided to make an account because— and to be clear, these are his words— he’s getting old and wants to stay hip with the kids.
I don’t think he realizes what he’s signed up for, or how gut-wrenchingly terrifying it is for a son to stumble on his father’s profile. Nevertheless, this is certainly the last time I’m interning for my father.
This is, without a doubt, the single most terrifying thing I’ve read all summer. And here I thought I’d read a lot of fucked up shit, but no. Nothing even comes close to this. If I saw my father on Grindr, my phone was going straight into the microwave. What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.













