Boy I Sure Love Fracking

Hello my name is Elias. I love fucking I’m 69 years young and I live in Scottsdale (Magnus Archives version) come email me [email protected] Elias 2 smexy for you?

[eliasfracker69]

Oh I have a tumblr blog?

[graham--folger]

*thinks fondly of jonathan sims* *thinks fondly of jonathan sims* *thinks fondly of jonathan sims* *th—

[iamnmbr3]

See this right here is why Elias stopped checking in Martin’s head and thus got taken unawares by his plan at the end of s3. 

[eliasfracker69]

Hello tumbl

[eliasfracker69]

I forgot the r how do I delete a post

[eliasfracker69]

Hello tumbl

[magnusarchivememes]

elias: breathes

yall: 

[eliasfracker69]

I’m only 700 years old. 🙄

[eliasfracker69]

You think Tim is on a kayaking trip ay? Well...that’s what they want you to think. 🤐🤫

[elliotly]

(spoilers for tma season3) canonically assigned hot by basira

comment creds to the wonderful commenters in the screenshots, transcription will b in reblog

(u can find me at elliotly on youtube, soundcloud, n spotify for more music! also check out my musical podcast ”@whirlwindforhire if ur into musicals)

[eliasfracker69]

*releases a flock of flying monkeys into the archives that attack Martin’s face* all in a days work :)

[kulluto-remade-deactivated20201]

some of u literally sound like anime villians when u respond to anon hate

[kulluto-remade-deactivated20201]

anon: ur ugly. die

u: oh, dear anon, you make me laugh. that’s simply a matter of opinion, and i don’t let the opinions of some lowly human bother me. please, continue wishing death on me. it only makes me stronger in the end. 

[eliasfracker69]

👁

[peepeelukas]

Ahh..... the sea breeze in me ears...awooooooooo

[eliasfracker69]

Furry.

[eliasfracker69]

I’ve devoted myself to becoming a public menace

[peepeelukas]

Honey where is the milk

[eliasfracker69]

Peter why are you posting this and not just asking me I am sitting directly next to you.....

[peepeelukas]

yar har har

[eliasfracker69]

Oh my good lord it’s my hunny bunches of oats 😳

[eliasfracker69]

Why are people...following me? Please stop there’s a big crowd of people outside the archives and they might see me rubbing my hands while I’m plotting. 🤨

[yanderemidori]

mother mother... but not father father... just another way the Feminist sjws are taking Over alternative music . Sad!

[eliasfracker69]

Had a delightful luncheon with Sasha today! Or was it Not-Sasha? Or was it Tim?