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Inez: you make me sick
Eli: yet you're still here talking to me so i must be doing something right

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Inez: you make me sick
Eli: yet you're still here talking to me so i must be doing something right
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Inez: bc it always has the same cycle
Inez: fuck you, i'm better than you, buy me some alcohol, beautiful - you're amazing
Inez: & each time i want to stick my heel in ur eye a little more.
Eli: nah not always
Eli: shit maybe you're right it always does
Eli: aw princess, i love it when you talk dirty to me
I enjoy pretty women and pretty words. I like the way both taste on my tongue.
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Inez: seems u dont know me either
Inez: go savour your last bottle of whiskey, the supply suddenly hit a stop.
Eli: bro we fight on a reg how tf am i meant to know anything abt you
Eli: babygirl don't be like this, you know you're the most beautiful person alive
“A hundred dollars says I can get this guy to buy me a drink.” Amorette said as she smiled across the bar flirtatiously, licking her lips before looking back to who she was talking to. “Oh, please, a hundred is nothing.” She rolled her eyes.
“A hundred dollars says if that guy even thinks about it, he’ll get punched in the face,” he replied with a shrug, like it was the most normal thing on Earth. “If you’re willing to spend that much on a bet, why don’t you spend that much money on your own drink, princess.”
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Astrid: hey.
Astrid: idk why this bothers me so much???
Astrid: is it amORETTE????
Eli: jfc astrID
Eli: what's your deal, why are you so obsessed with this
Eli: but to answer your question, not just amorette.
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Astrid: fuck off i'm hot.
Eli: i've never said you were not hot, baby doll
Eli: i've just said i've seen better.
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Astrid: [img.jpeg nsfw]
Astrid: stOP DON'T OPEN IT STOOOPP PP P DELETE IT.
Eli: eh i've seen better
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Inez: i know a few guys who could do the same to u, no questions asked. so u better watch ur mouth.
Inez: but hey, funny how i'm suddenly beautiful to u, isn't it?
Eli: say please princess
Eli: u know u're always beautiful. pls, i'm just messin w. u
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Eli: me try to sound pretentious?? never. only 24 hours a day, seven days a week babycakes.
Eli: someone yelling relaxes you what the frick man
Adriel: uh... doesn't that get exhausting?
Adriel: i don't know, it's weird. but, it's a cooking show, i like food a lot.
Eli: no not really, you get used to it after a while u know
Eli: it is weird. ok but really i think i would have unfriended you in real life so fast if you said you didn't like food bc jfc
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Inez: a little girl with a whole lot of power
Inez: who is also 3 yrs older than u btw ??
Inez: u kno what nm, say goodbye to ur booze collection babe
Eli: wow power !!! amazing !!! tell me more about this power n tell me why i should care !!!
Eli: lmfao have u seen urself?? i can step on u and u would disappear ???
Eli: now, beautiful, don't b like that.
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Inez: u'll also have a problem if ur arrogance doesn't calm tf down ??
Inez: i messaged u for friendly support ?? honestly chill
Eli: wow im rly scared of a little girl !!!
Eli: us friendly??? who is this and what have you done to the real inez???
Eli: wow fine but this is bc u buy me booze. do u need anything?
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Inez: ok but im in pain ??? show a little love ???
Eli: lmfao sounds like a u problem princess
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Inez: i fell into a manhole last night. so there's that.
Eli: lmfao tell it to some1 that gives a shit????
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Adriel: saying 'this generation's pop music' makes you sound pretentious
Adriel: it's a cooking show aka goron ramsey yelling a lot, it relaxes me
Eli: me try to sound pretentious?? never. only 24 hours a day, seven days a week babycakes.
Eli: someone yelling relaxes you what the frick man
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Adriel: i dont care what you do with it, use it, abuse it
Adriel: i just wanna watch 'hell's kitchen'
Eli: n*ce rhyming even though it was the same word. kinda reminds me of this generation's pop music
Eli: tf is hell's kitchen what the fuck do u watch
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Adriel: i literally said nothing about your soul. im giving you mine, i don't care what you're gonna do with it, just give me your password
Eli: shit son i misread what u said then
Eli: tf am i meant to do with a soul??