@theartofmadeline
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
will byers stan first human second
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Stranger Things
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
Discoholic 🪩
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Sade Olutola
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@elijahlabelle
The girl in front of me at Starbucks literally took fifteen minutes to order, and by that point I walked out. Now I’m pissed off and tired, and I still have an essay to finish.
I’m on my way to get coffee, I could always pick some up for you too?
Today’s Maths: 3456 hours of uni work to do. 24 hours in a day.
That sounds like my worst nightmare.
I’ve officially concluded that watching horror movies by myself late at night is a terrible idea. Someone seriously needs to come over and keep me company so I can stop jumping at every little sound.
Watching them by yourself is a terrible idea, what are you going to do after you finish and you feel like someone is still watching you and you have to leave all the lights on all night - sorry, I’m not helping. I love horror films.
“I really wish I had seen that branch…”
“That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Did you get into a fight with a tree?”
“Come here…don’t be photo shy…you said you’d help me try out this new app I got for my phone.”
“I thought you were joking for sure, why would you want me in your photo?”
I think I have crackers in my backpack.
I was definitely joking, you keep the crackers.
I’m guessing you got nothing of the sort, huh?
No, but I really was only joking - I’d hate a fuss like that.
“I’m sure weirder things have happened. A parade wouldn’t have been that bad, really. As long as there was, like, food. Lots of food.”
“Is there usually food at parades? Are you getting it mixed up with a buffet?”
I’ve been good. Great, actually. Well, I’m studying dance, and recently adopted a baby kitten. It’s kind of a big deal. Yeah, it has. Wow.
What about you?
A baby kitten? What’s it’s name? That is kind of a big deal.
I went back to Paris, read lots of books, saw my family and stuff - but ultimately I decided I’m better off here.
“Of course I do, but it is your welcome. What do you want to do?”
“I was just going to unpack and then watch some Netflix, if we’re being honest. Why don’t you catch me up first? What have I missed?”
“I was going to say…for a minute it sounded like you had gotten a parade in high school and I was about to be very jealous. Let’s see what sort of welcoming fanfare I have in my bag of tricks…ummmm….let’s see, I could walk in front of you tossing these crumbs that used to be cheeze its as we go and announcing to the world that you’re here. You’ll have to give me a script of some sort, a preferred label you’d like to be introduced as. Though…hmm…is that a little too here comes the bride?”
“I’m sorry, I really was only joking - I think a parade in my name would actually be my single worst nightmare. I hate doing presentations in class because it means people stare at me, can you imagine a parade? I’d never be able to do it.”
“Um, right. Why would you expect such a thing? The University doesn’t have that much money.”
“I was joking, sorry... I’d obviously expect students to be paying for it themselves.”
It’s nice to see you, too. I wasn’t.
How have you been? What are you studying? Catch me up, it’s literally been years.
I’ve won employee of the month six times in a row- I mean, we don’t strictly have an employee of the month, what I mean to say is that my manager doesn’t recognize the award and she keeps taking my portrait off the wall but it’s still an honor. I do work hard, that’s why I nominate myself each month.
I’m sure if there was an official award, you would win it. It’s so great that you can appreciate when you work hard - even if other people don’t always.
Oh, yeah. I could always get you a job at York’s, I’d have anyone who wouldn’t hire you fired and I think you’d do a great job. You have wonderful skin.
I do have great skin, but maybe not to ability to sell your products. I’d just be like ‘this yellow one does good things for your wrinkles maybe and has lots of chemicals in it that I can’t pronounce’. No, I think I’m better off watching you work your magic - not that I’d complain about having to work with you, because watching you charming customers sounds like my kind of job.
We’ll have to come up with a thrilling slogan, we have plenty of time. What about you, are you thinking about joining any clubs?
Well I work at the local York’s boutique, it helps keep me occupied and I enjoy wearing an apron and bossing people around. I’m a beauty consultant, I get to do other people’s make up all day long, it’s a lot of fun, actually.
I’ll probably go to a few LGTBQ meetings, I think I’m going to be pretty busy with work and everything though - and I need to find a job too. I don’t know how comfortable I’d be relying on my parents.
I’ll have to come see you in action one day, I’m sure it’s really something to behold.
They probably just had too many members or something- oh and I’m not black. Apparently it’s against tradition for a sophomore to be the president and I respect that, I’m all about tradition.
I’m- yeah, I’ve got a job, my grades are excellent, I have my very own miniature flower garden and I just figured out how to use Netflix.
Well next year then. I’ll help you make button badges and everything - should I be infiltrating the group already? Are you going to need a man on The inside when it comes to electing a new president? I can pretend not to know you all year and then make a very passionate and non-biased speech about why you should be the next president and how I can’t possibly be biased and ‘no, we definitely never dated.’
A job? You’re the last person I’d expect to be working part-time. The flower garden, your grades being way above average and you only just figuring out how Netflix works though - those thing are far less unexpected.
