More than Ness-esary

This man kicked Al Capone in the nards and one day I will find documentation to prove it. Oscar Wilde and Bosie blog @prettyboybosie Main is a hot mess, but it's @ashlynfayth

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Why does Eliot get called a boy scout when every photo of Al Capone looks like a ten year old dressed up fancy for fifth grade picture day?

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Pour a shot of apple juice for Mr. Ness' 116th!

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uh oh sisters!!! *gets arrested for tax evasion*

[hoodienanami]

Al Capone 

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using this website really is a unique experience you just won’t find anywhere else

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[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

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t’anks boss 

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Y'all ever pay your taxes just to flex on Al Capone?

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Eliot @ Edna

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Al and Nessie.

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I found this old gem in one of my obscure folders. I think it’s from Deviantart. If anyone knows the artist, drop their name! I love this!

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Hey y’all, it’s cold and snowy out there so here’s an important reminder to drive safe.

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Stop what you’re doing and look at Eliot Ness in booty shorts.

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Elliot's first wife, Edna, divorced him after years of unhappiness when he spent three days away from her in a hotel. Eliot was (illegally) interrogating Francis Sweeney, whom he suspected was the Cleveland butcher.

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Sorry for no post yesterday; I contracted the plague.

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(this is sort of mafia-related, so it'll go here)

I'm 1 chapter into The Godfather book, and the only enriching thing to the movie has been an in depth explanation of how big Sonny's dick is. I feel enlightened.

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Lil Eliot to go on my wall.

Also, @maxseidel is a wonderful artist and I love her 💜