My Life

sc - rusty-wilson insta - alocalginger

[parkerposey]

Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home

My stupid ass:

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the internet has ruined riddles. hows the riddle market supposed to succeed when u can just look up the answer to any old riddle on ur damn phone. have some respect

[speckeltail]

[beemojis]

i love saying i will be “without access” to email. it’s a lie. i am fully capable of accessing my emails. i simply will not be.

[macleod]

having access to email is a state of mind, one I do not want

[sawasawako-archived]

[depsidase]

[funnytwittertweets]

[partiallypoison]

[plaguedocboi]

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

[starpeace]

video game companion: we have to go right now we have to complete this SUPER URGENT quest, everyone is relying on us the WORLD is relying on us

me stopping to loot every single corpse:

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[tamale-papi]

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

I know you girls aren’t fandomblogging about the U.S. Navy Recruitment Ad Cinematic Universe

[memewhore]

[akonoadham]

[beardedmrbean]

[knifefightscene]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it

[raptorcivilization]

In completely unrelated news I’m tired of celebrity culture. I’m sick of hearing the hot takes on the Oscars. After an initial laugh the night of I do not care. I don’t want to see the James Corden or the SNl takes on it. Why are we still talking about all this shit and not the hooded pitohui

[raptorcivilization]

Not only is this one of a handful of species of poisonous birds, but the poison in its feathers and skin is structurally identical to those of poison dart frogs