Oh Fuckshitdamn

Eliot Lawrence. Theatre kid. Still can't solve for x. No affiliation with M. Ehrich. 

[eliotoffstage]

I did not know a person could own as many of these as the theatre director does.

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] So... you and Yaya huh? Nice.

[text]: Yeah, she is nice.

[rinathemagicdragon]

eliotoffstage:

[text]: Well you were wound up before the whole Yaya thing so what is it?

Rina is typing… Rina is typing… Rina is typing… Rina is typing… [text] that night i texted you? i wanted to ask you what… this is. or was.  [text] doesn’t matter though. 

[eliotoffstage]

[text]: you're joking?

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] So... you and Yaya huh? Nice.

[text]: Yeah, she is nice.

[rinathemagicdragon]

eliotoffstage:

[text]: Seriously why are you so wound up about this family crisis?

[text] it’s not about the family crisis, eliot.

[eliotoffstage]

[text]: Well you were wound up before the whole Yaya thing so what is it?

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] So... you and Yaya huh? Nice.

[text]: Yeah, she is nice.

[rinathemagicdragon]

[text] not the word i’d use. [text] so, when’d you sleep with her? before or after the family crisis?

[eliotoffstage]

[text]: Seriously why are you so wound up about this family crisis?

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] So... you and Yaya huh? Nice.

[text]: Yeah, she is nice.

[briaswoons]

lovelovelove you guys!!!!!!!

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! FROM ME!!! PLEASE READ!!!!

I don’t know most of you very well, or at all, but I feel like we could all do with some pick-me-ups so I did my best! Hope these make your day a little bit better!

@heyqueen-angie

You are always super confident and know what you want!

@quarterback-dec

You are probably one of the sweetest people I have ever met in my life so don’t ever change!

@omgitz-emma

You are an amazing cheerleader! You can light up the whole room when you try!

@lawsof-harley

You are super driven and that is amazing! I hope you get everything in life you are looking for!

@thebest-ella

You are a born leader and that makes you special! Thank you for always being amazing and knowing where you are going!

@joshy-mcfly

Your movies are always amazing and your dedication to your art is inspiring! Keep up the good work!

@yaya-dollabills

You are not ashamed to be who you are no matter what anyone says, and that is awesome!

@tj-inprime

You give amazing hugs and are a precious sweet bean!

@mspresidentbillie

You have an amazing smile! Don’t let anyone get you down!

@wolfgang-lenz

No matter what happens, you are always an amazing friend to those around you! That takes a special kind of special!

@flava-ava

You always put other people’s happiness in front of your own, which is super kind and selfless! You are A M A Z I N G!

@captain-teddy

I know you have a rep but you are also really smart and nice when it comes down to it! You are doing amazing, sweetie!

@rosiestateofmind

You really know your way around people, and it makes me super happy when you use those powers for good!

@levis-laws

You are always there to help people out when they need you, so thanks for always being there!

@finn-forthewin

You’ve had some bad luck in the past, but you’ve never et that keep you down! Thanks for being so tenacious and awesome!

@readysetreid

You are smarter than people give you credit for, so keep up the good work!

@prettyboypres

You make some pretty amazing music! I am sure you will go far in life!

@cherish-cece

You are a free spirit! Thank you for keeping things interesting!

@kai-siddiqui

You are super mature and are able to keep your head in a sea of crazy. Thanks for being a rock!

@gamerqueen-nikki

You are super resilient and take things in stride! You are super inspiring!

@dean-of-xavier

Thank you for being a fun loving, unpredictable person!

@nico-creedential

You are witty and it is awesome! Thanks for keeping us on our toes!

@skip-to-my-tallulah

I love that you are super confident and independent! It is nice to see girls out there like you!

@lupefitz

You are a firecracker and I love it! Never let that fire die! You’re awesome!

@honestlycharlie

Honestly Charlie you are a precious bean who deserves all the love in the world! So never change!

@crazyfor-coco

YOU ARE JUST AMAZING! You have a great energy and a really pretty face! Love you!

@thesciencemay

You are the best mom friend anyone can ask for! Thank you for dealing with my brother! You are the bestest!

@eliotoffstage

You are an amazing actor and I hope you make it to Broadway! Also thanks for biking! Yay for being ecofriendly!

@kickinitwithkhatri

Thank you for all the puppy pictures! You are the true soother of souls!

@betterwithphilip

You! Are! QUEEN!

@e-z-frontline

You work super hard and have a great work ethic! I hope you get to where you want to go in life!

@cassie-marie-here

You are like the gentle giant! Except not so giant! You are super sweet and I wish you well!

@jjameson-onthe-rocks

You are super feisty and bounce back from everything better than before! I love your spirit!

@bringin-savvy-back

You are super smart and you have amazing hair! You are the full package!

@jax-layintrax

I know people say your band sucks, but I think you guys are pretty awesome! Keep up the good work!

@king-prestoniii

I still don’t understand how people can be so good at sports, but you are amazing! Congrats on getting into Columbia on the lacrosse scholarship!

@stellaar-stellaa

Your instagame is always on point! Also your dedication to your sister is amazing!

@veevee-8

You are always and forever my favourite person to share ice cream with!

@justonechris

I am pretty sure you supply 90% of Algernon’s school spirit! That is amazing!

@livelaugh-lorelei

My fellow hopeless romantic! Thank you for sitting with me through all the sappy movies and gushing about hot guys together!!!!

@spacekace

You are super affectionate and I love hanging out with you! You are amaaaaaazing and I looooove you!

@downunderdustin

You are anamazing mom friend! Thanks for being there whenever life gets hard!

@boppinbrianna

MY NAME SISTER! You are amazing and tiny and smol and I love you!

@ga-vin

My dance fraaaaand! I love you I love you I love you YOU ARE AMAZING OK?!

@xviinus

Your acting skills are suuuuuper on point! And so are your eyebrows!

@poeddietry

You are just an amazing human being and I love you and want to keep you!

@gin-kinokino

You have no fear! It is amazing! You are amazing!

@dem-witted

I wish I was as artistic as you! Keep up the good work!

@mari-annastrench

Thank you for always standing up to bullies! It isn’t easy but you do it amazingly!

@itsgennydavenportbitch

The fact that you want to work in pediatric trauma is super admirable! I hope you make it and make a difference!

@emmybear-lance

You are a dog dad and that makes you a good person by default! Also congrats on A&M!

@english-roses-and-ivy

YOU ARE CUTE AS  BUTTON PLS STAHP! Except don’t, because amaaaazing!

@mister-musicman

Your music is like an earworm! It is amazing! I hope you do well at Julliard!

@carter-ashworth-blake

You are a really good brother! And good brothers are hard to come by!

@rinathemagicdragon

You have no fear and are unabashedly who you are! It is pretty cool!

@zach-attack-lawrence

You are super protecive and loyal! Never change that about yourself!

@codewildnyx

You are a good friend to the people you are close to, which is super admirable! Also congrats on Julliard!

@robinyoublind

You break the dumb jock stereotype spectacularly! Smart, good at what you do, and nice! Keep it up!

@ryxie-remix

Your djing makes any party! Keep it up and I am sure you will make it big!

@ob-knox-ious-brodown

You are an amazing friend to your bros and that is super important! Thanks for being a good person!

@raleigh-bug

You have the cutest accent I have ever heard in my life! It is amazing!

@the-ax-man

Whenever you cook something it always smells super amazing! You’ve gotta share your recipes!

@mati-themad

You are the kind of person who gets knocked down and then gets right back up again, no matter what! It is super admirable and I hope you never lose that!

@noahbabezos

You are super outgoing and friendly and I love that about you! You never make anyone feel like they are on the outs!

@wyattwho

You are a tough cookie! You keep going no matter what, like the little engine that could!

@countoncash

You are an adorable mascot!

@dammmmmndaniel

Uh, you are the best brother ever!!!!!!

@kazusays

You are a really hard worker, especially when keeping your friends in line!

@michaelstrippeddown

You are… very lively!

@swimmingwithwolffs

You have the most amazing resting bitch face!

@khaledplays

You are really good at getting people out and about in nature!

[eliotoffstage]

You're Dan's sister, right? Thanks.

[mspresidentbillie]

eliotoffstage:

Congrats, man.

thanks! did you get the tel aviv u hoodie my mom apparently sent you?

[eliotoffstage]

Yup. My mom is putting together care packages for both of us. 

[mspresidentbillie]

i can finally break out mom and dad’s present. all is right in the world.

[eliotoffstage]

Congrats, man.

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] how'd your family crisis end up?

[text]: emotional

[rinathemagicdragon]

eliotoffstage:

[text]: That’s confidential. What do you need?

[text] wow, someone’s testy today [text] nothing, i guess. 

[eliotoffstage]

[text]: No more than usual, actually.

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] how'd your family crisis end up?

[text]: emotional

[rinathemagicdragon]

[text] gross. Let me guess. Someone cried.

[eliotoffstage]

[text]: That's confidential. What do you need?

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] how'd your family crisis end up?

[text]: emotional

[eliotoffstage]

What is the number one thing on your bucket list?

West Coast Trail.

[khaledplays]

THIS LOOKS AMAZING!

[eliotoffstage]

Yeah, looks like good time.

[eliotoffstage]

What is the number one thing on your bucket list?

West Coast Trail.

[omgitz-emma]

eliotoffstage:

Touchiest audition I’ve done in a while, but it got me where I wanted to go so I’ll get over it. Even if his cologne could be classified as a nuclear weapon.

as my theater bestie, i feel obligated to tell you that i ship it.

[eliotoffstage]

It's a sad day when I fill that role.

[eliotoffstage]

Touchiest audition I've done in a while, but it got me where I wanted to go so I'll get over it. Even if his cologne could be classified as a nuclear weapon.

[mostlyskateboarding]

[eliotoffstage]

Did a trail ride today.

[eliotoffstage]

Rina [text] What the hell are we doing, Eliot?

[text]: Texting

[rinathemagicdragon]

[text] not right this very second, you ass.

[text] I mean in general. With all the sex and flirting and everything

[eliotoffstage]

[text]: Sex and flirting and everything

[rinathemagicdragon]

[text] I’m serious, Eliot!

[eliotoffstage]

[text]: Dealing with a family crisis. Later.