I Sold My Son For This URL

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I’m dying you guys

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Every once in a while I’ll stare at this side blog and wonder if I’m finally done being petty about this URL but then I remember that I’m ALWAYS petty

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Adorable little brunette brainiac who's prone to irrational behavior for the sake of others falls for a tall, slightly older redhead in charge of protecting people who's too noble for her own good until it comes to the brunette and then she is willing to do immoral things for her safety, but who loves the little brunette enough to go along with the craziness that the brunette’s life is (not without complaint). The redhead is overly protective and oversteps one (1) time, causing the brunette to lash out and romantically pursue a non-human, edgy™️ girl who later physically attacks the brunette.

I just described Laura and Danny from Carmilla. Did you think I was talking about Wayhaught?

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Hi. Still hate hellstein, Still keeping this URL.

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And I'm never gonna give it up