♡♡♡Elise♡♡♡

◇A girl of Hermes blood and victim of hadestown◇

[emosayori]

Orpheus using his knowledge of Hades to reconcile his and Persephone’s relationship vs Hades using his knowledge of Orpheus to TRICK HIM INTO LOSING THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE is VIAL and SYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.

[lyre-player-and-singer]

My nose still hurts…

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Offers ice pack*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Thank you, Hades :D

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Of course. *Is hiding a black eye*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Uh, Hades? You okay? What’s that…?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Hm. Oh, this? Got in a fight with the idiots who hit you.

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Oh, I’m sorry..

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

Runs in.

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?! DO I NEED TO FIGHT ANYBODY?

@king-of-the-underworld-13 @lyre-player-and-singer

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Hello, Eurydice! :D we’re fineee, don’t worry! [covers his nose with the ice pack]

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

Squints. Why are you holding an ice pack to your nose?

Hades, why are you covering your eye?

@lyre-player-and-singer @king-of-the-underworld-13

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Nothing! But, er, maybe this is a bad time…? You can come back later!

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

Not a chance! Tell me why you both look like you lost a fight with someone!!

@lyre-player-and-singer @king-of-the-underworld-13

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

We kinda did...

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

With who?! I need names!

@king-of-the-underworld-13 @lyre-player-and-singer

[lyre-player-and-singer]

They don’t exactly have names…

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

THE WORKERS!!!!

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Yes… They’re still in revolution..

[elisethelittlemessager]

"I'm not in revolution! I like working for Lady Eurydice!"

[lyre-player-and-singer]

My nose still hurts…

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Offers ice pack*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Thank you, Hades :D

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Of course. *Is hiding a black eye*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Uh, Hades? You okay? What’s that…?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Hm. Oh, this? Got in a fight with the idiots who hit you.

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Oh, I’m sorry..

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

Runs in.

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?! DO I NEED TO FIGHT ANYBODY?

@king-of-the-underworld-13 @lyre-player-and-singer

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Hello, Eurydice! :D we’re fineee, don’t worry! [covers his nose with the ice pack]

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

Squints. Why are you holding an ice pack to your nose?

Hades, why are you covering your eye?

@lyre-player-and-singer @king-of-the-underworld-13

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*shows a bad black eye* Chunks of the wall.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Mister hades! Having a black eye still isn't normal!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Where have you located hephaestion

I seem to not be able to find him 🙂

Hm... Maybe his forge?

[elisethelittlemessager]

Oh he is napping in his forge!

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[elisethelittlemessager]

I honestly think that Mister Hades ( @king-of-the-underworld-13 ) is an orphan collector because I've been collected along with like a hundred others including Orpheus...

OvO should I fear mister hades??

[cold-and-hungry-girl]

If you do, talk to me. I can set Hades straight

@lyre-player-and-singer @king-of-the-underworld-13

[elisethelittlemessager]

Oh okay lady Eurydice ^^

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Wait, the workers are in revolution?

Why does no one bother to inform me of these things?

@death-1ncarnate

Another... Thanatos? This is weird...

[death-1ncarnate]

I know.

I was just as surprised.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Sorry you weren't told. I was getting an after-skunk-spray bath, minus the skunk.

[death-1ncarnate]

Well. I would hope it was minus the skunk. They truly smell horrendous.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah. Now I smell like tomatoes.

[death-1ncarnate]

A... preferable smell, at least?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah... *goes to shower*

[that-one-worker-girl]

*grabs microphone*

VIVA LA REVOLUTIONNNNNNNN!!!

@lyre-player-and-singer,@kat-working-it-up-on-top,@cold-and-hungry-girl

I FOUND HIS ADDRESS YALL

[lyre-player-and-singer]

YAAAAAYYYAAAAAAAA

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I DID NOT ASK TO BE SARANADED IN MY SHOWER!!

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Oh. Uh…

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Stands on his balcony in loungewear, hair wet* "I swear, if I get one more thing thrown at me—"

[lyre-player-and-singer]

[Holds up his lyre] AAAHHH-

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

ORPHEUS NO—

[lyre-player-and-singer]

[Throws his lyre up towards Hades]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Gets hit in the head and falls*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Heh. WAIT, THAT’S BAD-! [runs to the stairs up to the balcony]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*groans*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Crapcrapcrapcrap…… [just stares at Hades on the ground] Uh. You alive…?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*glares*

[elisethelittlemessager]

Can Mister Hades even die in the first place??

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Nope.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Wait... so are you alive or dead cause lik... you are with dead people

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Alive. Though they make me dead inside.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Do I make you dead inside

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Wait, the workers are in revolution?

Why does no one bother to inform me of these things?

@death-1ncarnate

Another... Thanatos? This is weird...

[death-1ncarnate]

I know.

I was just as surprised.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Sorry you weren't told. I was getting an after-skunk-spray bath, minus the skunk.

[death-1ncarnate]

Well. I would hope it was minus the skunk. They truly smell horrendous.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah. Now I smell like tomatoes.

[death-1ncarnate]

A... preferable smell, at least?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah... *goes to shower*

[that-one-worker-girl]

*grabs microphone*

VIVA LA REVOLUTIONNNNNNNN!!!

@lyre-player-and-singer,@kat-working-it-up-on-top,@cold-and-hungry-girl

I FOUND HIS ADDRESS YALL

[lyre-player-and-singer]

YAAAAAYYYAAAAAAAA

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I DID NOT ASK TO BE SARANADED IN MY SHOWER!!

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Oh. Uh…

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Stands on his balcony in loungewear, hair wet* "I swear, if I get one more thing thrown at me—"

[lyre-player-and-singer]

[Holds up his lyre] AAAHHH-

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

ORPHEUS NO—

[lyre-player-and-singer]

[Throws his lyre up towards Hades]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Gets hit in the head and falls*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Heh. WAIT, THAT’S BAD-! [runs to the stairs up to the balcony]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*groans*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Crapcrapcrapcrap…… [just stares at Hades on the ground] Uh. You alive…?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*glares*

[elisethelittlemessager]

Can Mister Hades even die in the first place??

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Nope.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Wait... so are you alive or dead cause lik... you are with dead people

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Wait, the workers are in revolution?

Why does no one bother to inform me of these things?

@death-1ncarnate

Another... Thanatos? This is weird...

[death-1ncarnate]

I know.

I was just as surprised.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Sorry you weren't told. I was getting an after-skunk-spray bath, minus the skunk.

[death-1ncarnate]

Well. I would hope it was minus the skunk. They truly smell horrendous.

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah. Now I smell like tomatoes.

[death-1ncarnate]

A... preferable smell, at least?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

Yeah... *goes to shower*

[that-one-worker-girl]

*grabs microphone*

VIVA LA REVOLUTIONNNNNNNN!!!

@lyre-player-and-singer,@kat-working-it-up-on-top,@cold-and-hungry-girl

I FOUND HIS ADDRESS YALL

[lyre-player-and-singer]

YAAAAAYYYAAAAAAAA

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I DID NOT ASK TO BE SARANADED IN MY SHOWER!!

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Oh. Uh…

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Stands on his balcony in loungewear, hair wet* "I swear, if I get one more thing thrown at me—"

[lyre-player-and-singer]

[Holds up his lyre] AAAHHH-

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

ORPHEUS NO—

[lyre-player-and-singer]

[Throws his lyre up towards Hades]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Gets hit in the head and falls*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Heh. WAIT, THAT’S BAD-! [runs to the stairs up to the balcony]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*groans*

[lyre-player-and-singer]

Crapcrapcrapcrap…… [just stares at Hades on the ground] Uh. You alive…?

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*glares*

[elisethelittlemessager]

Can Mister Hades even die in the first place??

[elisethelittlemessager]

I honestly think that Mister Hades ( @king-of-the-underworld-13 ) is an orphan collector because I've been collected along with like a hundred others including Orpheus...

OvO should I fear mister hades??

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I... I just hate seeing the young ones suffer.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Oh! Okay! What about you own young one?

[elisethelittlemessager]

I honestly think that Mister Hades ( @king-of-the-underworld-13 ) is an orphan collector because I've been collected along with like a hundred others including Orpheus...

OvO should I fear mister hades??

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

My last braincell died making this pls hlep

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

And I don't get a chair.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Because you wont be there because we all know what happens in Hadestown

[P.S no regrets]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*raises eyebrow* Which is what, exactly?

[elisethelittlemessager]

you getting wrecked by Lady Persephone!

*bunch of giggles*

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*chokes on spit*

[elisethelittlemessager]

You arent even denying it!!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I'm more stunned by how the world knows I'm the one being wrecked...

[elisethelittlemessager]

the way you waddle ^^

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

W-waddle? I do not waddle.

[elisethelittlemessager]

sure sure....

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I... Does anything else give this away?

[elisethelittlemessager]

plenty

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*gulps* Such as...?

[elisethelittlemessager]

*Pulls out a compact mirror and hands him it* Look in the mirror

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*Looks inside* What am I looking for, exactly?

[elisethelittlemessager]

...You are the dead give away

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

My last braincell died making this pls hlep

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

And I don't get a chair.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Because you wont be there because we all know what happens in Hadestown

[P.S no regrets]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*raises eyebrow* Which is what, exactly?

[elisethelittlemessager]

you getting wrecked by Lady Persephone!

*bunch of giggles*

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*chokes on spit*

[elisethelittlemessager]

You arent even denying it!!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I'm more stunned by how the world knows I'm the one being wrecked...

[elisethelittlemessager]

the way you waddle ^^

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

W-waddle? I do not waddle.

[elisethelittlemessager]

sure sure....

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I... Does anything else give this away?

[elisethelittlemessager]

plenty

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*gulps* Such as...?

[elisethelittlemessager]

*Pulls out a compact mirror and hands him it* Look in the mirror

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

My last braincell died making this pls hlep

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

And I don't get a chair.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Because you wont be there because we all know what happens in Hadestown

[P.S no regrets]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*raises eyebrow* Which is what, exactly?

[elisethelittlemessager]

you getting wrecked by Lady Persephone!

*bunch of giggles*

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*chokes on spit*

[elisethelittlemessager]

You arent even denying it!!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I'm more stunned by how the world knows I'm the one being wrecked...

[elisethelittlemessager]

the way you waddle ^^

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

W-waddle? I do not waddle.

[elisethelittlemessager]

sure sure....

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I... Does anything else give this away?

[elisethelittlemessager]

plenty

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

My last braincell died making this pls hlep

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

And I don't get a chair.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Because you wont be there because we all know what happens in Hadestown

[P.S no regrets]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*raises eyebrow* Which is what, exactly?

[elisethelittlemessager]

you getting wrecked by Lady Persephone!

*bunch of giggles*

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*chokes on spit*

[elisethelittlemessager]

You arent even denying it!!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I'm more stunned by how the world knows I'm the one being wrecked...

[elisethelittlemessager]

the way you waddle ^^

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

W-waddle? I do not waddle.

[elisethelittlemessager]

sure sure....

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

My last braincell died making this pls hlep

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

And I don't get a chair.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Because you wont be there because we all know what happens in Hadestown

[P.S no regrets]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*raises eyebrow* Which is what, exactly?

[elisethelittlemessager]

you getting wrecked by Lady Persephone!

*bunch of giggles*

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*chokes on spit*

[elisethelittlemessager]

You arent even denying it!!

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

I'm more stunned by how the world knows I'm the one being wrecked...

[elisethelittlemessager]

the way you waddle ^^

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

My last braincell died making this pls hlep

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

And I don't get a chair.

[elisethelittlemessager]

Because you wont be there because we all know what happens in Hadestown

[P.S no regrets]

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*raises eyebrow* Which is what, exactly?

[elisethelittlemessager]

you getting wrecked by Lady Persephone!

*bunch of giggles*

[king-of-the-underworld-13]

*chokes on spit*

[elisethelittlemessager]

You arent even denying it!!