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@eliteaaron
shironandina:
“I have thought about it, and I have decided to do it.”
“… Think about it ten more times then!” He would not relent. This was crazy. This was mad talk. This was insanity! –Quite literally. Insanityrogue, the workout regimen. “You don’t need it! In the least bit! No modifications are needed!”
+Eliteaaron!
This guy that suddenly appeared before him, Ruby had a feeling he had seen this guy somewhere before, but couldn’t really put his finger on it. Staring at the stranger intently, Ruby placed his chin on a finger, letting out thoughtful hums.
After a while of staring, the young trainer placed both hands on his hips. “Okay, I give up. I can’t seem to remember who you are.”
… That was it? That was all he was getting? “No, no, no, no,no. No. You can’t give up after putting just a few minutes of thought into it.Know what that is?!” Aaron raised a palm to his ear, raising his eyebrows atthe other boy expectantly before shifting again, crossing his arms and shakinghis head furiously. “Quitting! That’s the chant of a quitter!
“Now, then, take a moment to recompose yourself and considerthe information you’ve been given. Who am I!”
unovas-gambling-elite:
[Text]: I don’t think I’ve ever talked with you, despite having your contact… [Text]: What was your Type specialization again? [Text]: This is Grimsley of the Unova Elite Four.
to: Grimsley from: Aaron
[1/3]: uhhhh, naturally, i have your info, too! [2/3]: but thanks for identifying yourself anyhow. [3/3]: !!! how could you!? i train the most beautiful bugs!
espritvalse:
“Aaron? First of all, how did you get in, second of all, you know I am fond of you, why didn’t you just knock?”
“Silly madame! I did knock! And the door opened—but you weren’t there. So, I did what any educated person would do—and resolved to absorb the unique beauty all around me with the only logical method!”
He paused in his rolling to jump to his feet and walked up to her with his arms spread. “HELLO!”
# Text me like one of your Kalos girls.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text
to: Willfrom: Aaron
[1/3]: why are my pinkies crooked?[2/3]: absurd. what genetic malfunction is this.[3/3]: can you fix them for me?!
send s u dis % bcuz meme
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[1/2]: to this day, i wonder...[2/2]: why didn’t you mention my zipper was down?!?!
ø
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[1/2]: there’s a Clefairy on your roof.[2/2]: they are invading. have fun on the moon.
Well, I shall bring you good news! You’re already in, pretty face! Will there ever be a winner? We shall see. This battle’s gonna be a tough one. Stay tuned!
“Friday nights at six! The competition will find that there's no flatter chest than mine!” Hair flip. Brought to you by L’eJinxeal. ...WAIT.
And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.
Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition
“Punish me with your finest algebra~.”
Arara~ one with an attitude! That surely makes up for it !
“Where’s the sign ups?! I like to accept most any challengethrown my way!” He’s gonna take this home, flat chest or not! …Wait.
I’m alive, but only ironically.
Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition
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He’ll just walk up to him and jab his fingers near the baseof his throat.
“With that strong a pulse, you need something new to live for,buddy-boy.”
And a flat chested lady too.
Puffs chest out with dignity!
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition
And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.
Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?
I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!
This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, don’t be afraid.
Raise your hand if you’re a lil’ bit of an asshole.
Why don’t people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.
I am three years behind on math homework.
I don’t like your clothes; take them off.
What if you start making car alarm noises when people you don’t like touch you?
Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?
I get butterflies when I think about myself.
When you see a good body and you just can’t think of a good pun. IT’s dev-ass-tating.
Umm… hi. My friend wanted to know if you think I’m hot.
To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, “no.”
I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming.
I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored.
I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that I’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.
Dads are either too nice or assholes; there’s no in between.
On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?
I’m alive, but only ironically.
I’ve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven.
No, you’re not as funny as me. Stop trying.
Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times.
I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I don’t have any.
-sighs- Why am I better than everyone?
I don’t trust people who can look good with messy hair.
If my jokes offend you - one; I’m sorry. Two; it won’t happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; you’re a pussy.
If I go to hell, I’m just going to torture everyone by continually asking if it’s hot in here of if it’s just me.
My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down.
Let’s play a game called “Guess My Sexuality”.
I’m angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me.
Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.
[mobile-- like this for a short starter though!!]
Aaron feels so different from my other muses. Like, sometimes I confuse Brawly and Bolin, or Nah and Himeko, but Aaron’s just—something else. I think most, if not all, muses are lil shits, but Aaron is definitely A Lil Shit.
"Beautiful insects."
