I can definitely imagine hank hill voting for blue in pain since he looked at trump's policy and hated it so much like
Hank: bobby we're not talking about what happened in the voting booth. Now help me with the propane.
lmao
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I can definitely imagine hank hill voting for blue in pain since he looked at trump's policy and hated it so much like
Hank: bobby we're not talking about what happened in the voting booth. Now help me with the propane.
lmao
King of the hill characters who are doms or subs or switches imo
Hank Hill
Switch
Dale Gribble
Sub
Boomhauer
Dom but a switch if the woman wants to top.
Bill Dauterive
Dom
John Redcorn
Dom
Kahn Souphanousinphone
Sub
House md characters and their kinks
House
Degradation
Mirror sex
Sharing (specifically with wilson)
Pegging
Rough sex
Wilson
Praise (he loves praising you)
Femdom
Degradation (he likes it when you degrade him)
Watersports
Pegging
Chase
Exhibitionism
Mdom
Spanking
Mirror sex
Orgasm withdrawl
Foreman
Breeding
Nurse kink
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bet I love Chase. Okay, consider Chase who's stuck defending himself to the team that he is not gay.. at all. But despite all that, he's still spending way too much time with the sweet, friendly doctor in another unit who nobody would suspect because he's just this typical small dork. Who may or may not be busy fucking Chase during lunch hours
THEME: chase denying the âaccusationsâ whilst actually taking it up the ass. seriously.
CHARACTER: male reader x robert chase
NOTE: THIS IS SO STUPID I FUCKING LOVE IT
this is after I've written it and I might've forgotten the âwho nobody would suspectâ part... also it's very short D:
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WARNING: light mention of hilson,, light exhibitionism,, public sex,, pathetic chase,, light praise,,
đđđđ đđ đđđđ? -> Small thing of giving Robert Chase a handjob.
Heâs so pretty, oml.
A whimper fled from his lips. Eyes closing shut while he tipped his head back slightly. You took the chance to pay attention to his neck. Leaning in and pressing soft, passionate kisses. A few nips here and there.
âWorkinâ so hard,â You whispered against his skin. You then moved your face up next to his ear. Whispering yet another praise. Robert whined, moving his head up and turning to give you a proper kiss. Meanwhile, your hand continued to work on his cock. Speeding up a little bit more to help him. His hips bucked lightlyâneeding just a bit more. âGonna cum for me, Chase?â He tried to respond, he did. But just as he started to his hips stuttered into your hand and within a few quick seconds he came. A whine being delivered straight to your ears.
With how pretty he looked right now, chest rising and falling rapidly, lips swollen, and face in an oh so beautiful look. Youâre not to sure if this was going to end right now.
Making a Little Genius (Malcolm Wilkerson X Reader Smut)
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Summary: You and Malcolm have a big party with your friends and family to celebrate you getting engaged and graduating Harvard with doctorates. During said party, you and Malcolm go to the bathroom to have a different kind of celebration.
A/N: based on this ask and this ask, plus some others i probably forgot about. Idk anything about doctorates, graduating college, or tbh probably anything in this fic. Year isnât specified, but malcolm + reader are like 25. Francis is about 29, Reese 26, Dewey 19, Jamie 10, and the new kid is like 6. I made the newest kid a girl bc i feel like lois deserves it. You donât need to know any of this, I just thought Iâd say just in case lol
C/W: unprotected p in v sex (wrap it before you tap it!), breeding kink, dumbification kink, degrading kink, semi-public sex (empty room at a party), mommy and daddy kink
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Malcolm had been eyeing you the entire day. It started out innocently. In the morning, he watched you fondly as he helped you decorate the house for the party you were having today. Malcolm paid extra attention to how the engagement ring he had given you shone in the light. After all, it was part of the reason you were having a party in the first place.
At first, Malcolm was against a big celebration. The last thing he needed was his crazy family, mainly his brothers and their children, messing around and breaking everything valuable around his house.
He finally knew how his parents felt about him and his brothers.
Finished rewatching season 2 of the walking dead so hereâs a recap but aided by my favourite headlines
Preference "How they react when you accidentally call them "Daddy" in bed" (NSFW)
(YASSSS XD Finally itâs here! YAY for our fave male characters being all confident about being called âDaddyâ and being nastyyyy. I tried my best to make them all different :3 PS. I added Carl and Ronâs as I figured some of you might have them as your faves so hope itâs okay but theirs are shorter cause I felt a little awkwardâŠGifs not mine/Found them on google/Credit to the original owners.)
Negan-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd get an adrenaline rush and just go even faster and harder. Heâd chuckle hearing you moan even louder and realizing you just said it accidentally made him feel somewhat even more powerful and would definitely play into it with you. Heâd then make sure youâd always call him that way whenever you were together. âDaddy? Is that what I am to you, Y/N? Damn fucking shit I am! Say it again! Daddy wants to hear you say it even louder! So everyone knows who I am!â
Daryl-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be stunned and would first think you were trying to say his name. However, with sounds of your moans and the tone you used, heâd soon understand it was out of pure pleasure and seeing your slightly guilty expression after realizing what you just said, just made him want to play into it. âYou meant to say Daryl, earlier didnât youâŠbut it came out as DaddyâŠGood, because itâs too late to go back now Y/NâŠâ
Rick-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd act all smug and wouldnât stop teasing you about it. He had never expected for you to say it so suddenly but the instant he heard it, he decided to play along with you. He didnât even let you time to explain to him it was an accident and just went on at you like he was used to being called like that by you. âY/N, Daddy didnât knew you had such a dirty mindâŠWhy didnât you say so earlier on! Why did you keep Daddy away from your kinky side like this?â
Merle-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd smirk and chuckle, feeling immensely satisfied he would just start to go at you even harder. For the longest time, he had been trying to find ways to get you to say it and doing all kinds of things and now that he finally made you do it while you were a moaning mess and without even asking it of you, only made him even more satisfied. âYes! Fuck, Y/N! Thatâs how it shouldâve been from the start! Say it again! Say Daddy again! Let Daddy hear you say it loud and clear!â
Glenn-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd get a little shy and start to chuckle. He knew it was an accident but he wouldnât ever have expected to make you feel so good that you let that word slip, that it made him smile and laugh. Seeing you all guilty, heâd then start to tease you even more about it and wouldnât want you to forget what you just said. âY/N, you called me DaddyâŠyes you did! Was it that good, that you just had to call me like that? Donât deny itâŠDaddy doesnât like it when you do thatâŠâ
Carl-The first time he heard you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be startled and wouldnât be too sure of what you meant. He wouldnât hesitate to ask you what did you mean by that and once he understands, heâd start to laugh and tease you about it. âWhat? Daddy? Are you serious! Y/N, iâm not that old to be called that! But you just said!â
The Governor-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd stop for a moment, just so he could cup your face and get a good look at you. Heâd actually like hearing the word coming out of your mouth and realizing it was an accident only turned him on even more so heâd just want to hear you say it again to his face,as you were all flushed and out of breath. âWhat did you call me Y/NâŠI didnât hear you properlyâŠSay it againâŠLook at Daddy in the eyes and say it again!â
Abraham-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd chuckle knowing it would make you self conscious and just start to tease you about it. Realizing that you said it accidentally, made him understand he was doing you right and it made him feel all proud about himself and at the same time he just had to make you realize that you couldnât take back the words you were saying. âDamn Y/N! You like that so muchâŠYou started to call me Daddy! Yeah you did! Donât even deny itâŠyou said it! With no holding back on it too!â
Eugene-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be stunned and just start to question you. Heâd never expect for you to think of him that way and just got curious about what he did to make you just say that word. He couldnât deny it turned him on hearing you say it while you were all out of breath but he just had to try and understand what had happened. âY/N? What do you mean by that? Like DaddyâŠin the sexual way?âŠof course that wayâŠI donât know why i would think of the otherâŠâ
Ron-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd stop everything and just would stare at you, not understanding your meaning. Heâd think you werenât thinking about him and blurted someone elseâs name or something. Youâd then explain yourself and heâd just start to chuckle. âOh I thought you were thinking about someone elseâŠokay as long as itâs me I donât mindâŠYeah I can go with thatâŠDaddyâŠâ
Jesus-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be surprised but slowly heâd feel flattered by it. He hadnât expected for you to just call him that way in the heat of the moment, that when he heard it, he kinda stopped for a moment to look at you all flushed. Heâd then realized what you meant and just couldnât stop smiling and feeling all proud about himself. âY/NâŠdid you just called me Daddy? WowâŠmeâŠThanks! I never wouldâve thought of myself that wayâŠBut since you said it so eagerly I guess I deserve itâŠâ
Dwight-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd feel all confident about himself and get even rougher with you. He hadnât ever thought of being called like that but hearing you moan out of pleasure and practically just screaming it, turned him on even more. It made him want to hear you say it over and over again and much more eagerly that heâd start to do whatever he knew you liked and wanted from him. âYou called me Daddy didnât you, Y/N?Well Daddy didnât hear you rightâŠI want to hear you say it again! So be a good girl and let Daddy hear you!â
Morgan-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be slightly weird out by it but heâd learn to appreciate it. It was just really unexpected for him to hear you refer to him like that, that heâd just stop for a moment to look at you to make sure you were fine. As youâd explain to him it was an accident and something common in some relationships, heâd start to chuckle. âY/N, are you okay? Wh-why did you call me Daddy? ReallyâŠPeople do thatâŠI see, alrightâŠDaddy I am thenâŠâ
Shane-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be pleasantly surprised but would act all like he didnât understand your meaning. Heâd realized he was doing you so good that you let the word slip out and feeling so confident about himself, heâd just want to make you admit every fantasies you wanted him to do to you that heâd start to tease you relentlessly until you were practically begging him. âOh iâm Daddy nowâŠY/N what did you call me? I donât think I heard it rightâŠDaddy? Is that what you saidâŠYeah you did, you said it proudly tooâŠâ
Milton-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd get all flustered but at the same time couldnât deny that he liked it. Hearing you just moaning it out of pleasure, made him realized he was doing a good job and heâd feel more confident. However, heâd still get shy and would stop just to ask you about it, making sure he heard you right. âY/N, did you just called me Daddy? Oh, I never thought you had a dirty mind like thatâŠNot that I know of people saying it to be dirty or anythingâŠâ
Aaron-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be slightly surprised but he just couldnât stop smiling. He wasnât ever expecting for you to just say it, that the moment he heard you, heâd stop for a fraction of a second and slowly heâd smirked looking at you. Heâd then make you realize your accident and wouldnât want to stop you from calling him that way. âY/N, you called me Daddy! You just called me DaddyâŠYou donât need to apologize for thatâŠI like itâŠâ
Gabriel-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be all shocked for a second and wouldnât know how to handle it. Heâd stop for a moment and would nervously ask you about what you meant. As youâd explain to him, heâd then understand you really just said it in the heat of the moment but then would feel so confident about himself heâd actually grow to like it. âDaddy? Y/NâŠWh-what do you mean by thatâŠOhâŠthereâs a sexual meaning to itâŠI seeâŠWell if itâs youâŠThen I donât mind being your DaddyâŠDaddy GabrielâŠâ
The Wolf-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd agree with you and make you understand that you shouldâve been calling him that way since you were both together. As he heard you, heâd smile and chuckle looking at you so eager and just do you the way he knew it made you ramble on about him. âYeah, thatâs right! Iâm the only one you should be calling Daddy from now on! So say it again! Proudly, so everyone know who you belong toâŠâ
Noah-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd be genuinely surprised and just wonder what made you say it in the first place. Heâd know it was an accident but just wouldâve never thought to be able to make you feel so good youâd let it slip that way. âWoahâŠY/N, you just called me DaddyâŠAm IâŠAm I that good? AwesomeâŠIf it makes you happy I donât mindâŠâ
Simon-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd get all riled up and would slap your ass in the heat of the moment. Heâd understand it was a slip up but hearing you saying it as you were moaning and in such a sweet tone, heâd get kinda drunk off of it and go all crazy over you and would try to get you to say it again as well as making you beg him while calling him that way. âFuck! Y/N! You know how to get to me donât you! Yeah you do, you called me Daddy! I like thatâŠSo donât be shyâŠlet me⊠No let Daddy hear it again!â
Ezekiel-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd feel satisfied and realized he got even more turned on by you. Heâd understand that you said it accidentally but hearing you moaning it out loud and seeing how flustered you got after, just made him want to do you even more. Heâd want to do anything he knew you liked just to hear you again and to tease you even more about it. âMy dear Y/NâŠI didnât knew you had such a dirty mindâŠCalling me Daddy so eagerly like thisâŠand begging meâŠSay it again and iâll do as you wishâŠâ
Benjamin-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd stop and would just start to chuckle. It surprised him to hear you moan it so loudly and he just didnât understood what you meant by âDaddyâ. Heâd ask you about it and as youâd explain, he couldnât stop laughing and would jokingly tease you about it. âThatâs what Daddy means! Wow! UnbelievableâŠY/N, I never thought you had such a dirty mindâŠor thought youâd ever see me that wayâŠâ
Caesar-The first time heâd hear you calling him âDaddyâ in bed, heâd smirk and chuckle to hear you and go even harder at you. He wouldnât care if you said it accidentally and pulling you by your hair, he would then make sure youâd understand that from now on heâs your âDaddyâ and that it was too late to go back on your words. âWhat did you call me, Y/N? Daddy was it? Thatâs rightâŠIâm your DaddyâŠand no one else can have you like thisâŠSo say it again!â