Éli the bunny

hi, my name is Éli i'm a bun, enjoy

[rars]

cats have pointy ears that look like this ^. .^ and they hold them up all day long and they're so brave for that. we shouls all thank them for.their little triangle ears....

[elithebunno]

[ascii-yume]

[softwaring]

[elithebunno]

Why the fuck would you tell them

[elithebunno]

Wall plaster is a delicacy that not many can truly appreciate.

[elithebunno]

Mission : Stealing my mom's tampons to get attention

Results : slightly less effective than phone charger. They seem mostly confused and entertained.

Diagnosis : I will have to try something else.

[onlinebeast]

Hey. Let's chew on wires. Together.

[bearie]

i went on your bunny's cell phone and they are in a group chat where they agree with other small animals about timothy hay

[elithebunno]

It's true. It's called Timothy hoes.

[nyessasundries]

Reblog this to give a tiny bunny to a transwoman to hold in her hands

[elithebunno]

Oh I see how it is. Did anyone care to ask us how we felt about being carried and passed around?

[cityrun]

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

[cityrun]

in my minds eye

[cityrun]

[elithebunno]

This is true.

[sushigirlfriend]

[creative-anchorage]

[elithebunno]

Hmmm.. Perfect.

[transmechanicus]

Year of the Bnuuy

[transmechanicus]

Her Year!

[elithebunno]

It's my time to shine bitches.

[aliiiiiiice]

[elithebunno]

And i am proud of it.

[elithebunno]

I have figured out how to wake mother in the middle of the night.

I shall now abuse of this power relentlessly.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elithebunno]

It is actually the main goal of our existence.

[pale-grunge-dark]

hey, maybe we should arm the rabbits with little guns

[elithebunno]

Maybe you should.

[elithebunno]

Unbelievable.

I spilled all of my water on the floor and it didn't immediately fill itself back up so I could do it again.

Now my stompers are wet and I am full of rage.

[elithebunno]

I have braved my fear of the floor in order to destroy.

They didn't think I could do it so nothing was protected, all according to plan.