Text @ Ezra & Ollie FT Eli
Jude: He said YES In Paris!
Jude:......
Jude: And we made it official in Italy.
[Some time later]
Jude: We got kicked out of the Gucci store.
Jude: And the Vatican.
Jude: Wouldn't be our first time fucking in a church but apparently the Pope was in the confessional a few doors down.
Jude: Are you guys married yet?
Ollie: THE VATICAN?! WTF JUDE
Ollie: Ezzy put a ring on it.
Ollie: Also he smells so good because he's been pregnant a few weeks and we didn't know it.
Ollie: Guess we didn't need Mason's help after all.😊
Ezra: y’all disgust me
Ezra: Eli I never thought you’d stoop so low
Ezra: I’m the church???? Seriously???
Eli: it wasn’t my fault I didn’t want to
Eli: but then next thing I know he was dragging me to the pope’s office while the pope was in the confessional room
Eli: saying that we’ll burn in hell for tainting the house of the lord or whatever he said. He was speaking Italian so I couldn’t understand
Eli: but awwww congrats bestie you’re married now
Eli: wait… PREGNANT????
Eli: EZRA LEE WHAT TBE FYCK
Ezra: correction it’s Ezra Daniels now 🥰
Ezra: but yes 🤭

















