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“I’m hungry, Mother. I really am.”

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“Got yourself a headache?” “No, I was just thinking.” “Is that so? What about?” “I… Oh bother, you made me forget.”

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I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

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I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

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Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

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I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

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Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.

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I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.