Elizabeth

I do weddings and also sometimes funerals if you pay me enough

[elizabethfablesmp]

What’s up yall, call me if ya need a wedding done. I also do divorces, funerals, tattoos, and just about anything you could pay me money to do. I don’t really care what pronouns you use for me tbh.

[elizabethfablesmp]

Sorry I was inactive. Got caught drinking and driving. They’re taking away my license. But not my marriage license let’s gooooooooo

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

M- maybe??

Vows?- I- i dont even know what i would say-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well y’a better think of them quick cuz the wedding is almost done being planned!!!

[winstly]

What??- i- i dont think we’re ready for marriage yet- we only just moved in together like two months ago

[elizabethfablesmp]

Pshhh nonsense everyone’s ready for marriage they just don’t know it yet! Now, do either of you want a wedding dress? Cuz the fastest my guy can get one to me is tomorrow

[winstly]

We- we’re not really dress people, but Cari might like a skirt- sorry, who even are you? Who hired you?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Uhhh that’s confidential buddy (unless you’ve got the extra money). Okay so a skirt, sick, I can make that happen.

[winstly]

Tell me who hired you- then i’ll.. help plan?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Alright…waddya got to pay me with? I’ll give you the deets after that

[winstly]

I can give you a non-expirable discount in my toy store?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hmm okay that’s good enough for me. Their name starts with a V ;)

[winstly]

Cari just texted- Vaeh Nightingstar put you up to this

[elizabethfablesmp]

Bingo!

[winstly]

One question- why?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hm….for fun!

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

M- maybe??

Vows?- I- i dont even know what i would say-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well y’a better think of them quick cuz the wedding is almost done being planned!!!

[winstly]

What??- i- i dont think we’re ready for marriage yet- we only just moved in together like two months ago

[elizabethfablesmp]

Pshhh nonsense everyone’s ready for marriage they just don’t know it yet! Now, do either of you want a wedding dress? Cuz the fastest my guy can get one to me is tomorrow

[winstly]

We- we’re not really dress people, but Cari might like a skirt- sorry, who even are you? Who hired you?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Uhhh that’s confidential buddy (unless you’ve got the extra money). Okay so a skirt, sick, I can make that happen.

[winstly]

Tell me who hired you- then i’ll.. help plan?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Alright…waddya got to pay me with? I’ll give you the deets after that

[winstly]

I can give you a non-expirable discount in my toy store?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hmm okay that’s good enough for me. Their name starts with a V ;)

[winstly]

Cari just texted- Vaeh Nightingstar put you up to this

[elizabethfablesmp]

Bingo!

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

M- maybe??

Vows?- I- i dont even know what i would say-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well y’a better think of them quick cuz the wedding is almost done being planned!!!

[winstly]

What??- i- i dont think we’re ready for marriage yet- we only just moved in together like two months ago

[elizabethfablesmp]

Pshhh nonsense everyone’s ready for marriage they just don’t know it yet! Now, do either of you want a wedding dress? Cuz the fastest my guy can get one to me is tomorrow

[winstly]

We- we’re not really dress people, but Cari might like a skirt- sorry, who even are you? Who hired you?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Uhhh that’s confidential buddy (unless you’ve got the extra money). Okay so a skirt, sick, I can make that happen.

[winstly]

Tell me who hired you- then i’ll.. help plan?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Alright…waddya got to pay me with? I’ll give you the deets after that

[winstly]

I can give you a non-expirable discount in my toy store?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hmm okay that’s good enough for me. Their name starts with a V ;)

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

M- maybe??

Vows?- I- i dont even know what i would say-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well y’a better think of them quick cuz the wedding is almost done being planned!!!

[winstly]

What??- i- i dont think we’re ready for marriage yet- we only just moved in together like two months ago

[elizabethfablesmp]

Pshhh nonsense everyone’s ready for marriage they just don’t know it yet! Now, do either of you want a wedding dress? Cuz the fastest my guy can get one to me is tomorrow

[winstly]

We- we’re not really dress people, but Cari might like a skirt- sorry, who even are you? Who hired you?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Uhhh that’s confidential buddy (unless you’ve got the extra money). Okay so a skirt, sick, I can make that happen.

[winstly]

Tell me who hired you- then i’ll.. help plan?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Alright…waddya got to pay me with? I’ll give you the deets after that

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

M- maybe??

Vows?- I- i dont even know what i would say-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well y’a better think of them quick cuz the wedding is almost done being planned!!!

[winstly]

What??- i- i dont think we’re ready for marriage yet- we only just moved in together like two months ago

[elizabethfablesmp]

Pshhh nonsense everyone’s ready for marriage they just don’t know it yet! Now, do either of you want a wedding dress? Cuz the fastest my guy can get one to me is tomorrow

[winstly]

We- we’re not really dress people, but Cari might like a skirt- sorry, who even are you? Who hired you?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Uhhh that’s confidential buddy (unless you’ve got the extra money). Okay so a skirt, sick, I can make that happen.

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

M- maybe??

Vows?- I- i dont even know what i would say-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well y’a better think of them quick cuz the wedding is almost done being planned!!!

[winstly]

What??- i- i dont think we’re ready for marriage yet- we only just moved in together like two months ago

[elizabethfablesmp]

Pshhh nonsense everyone’s ready for marriage they just don’t know it yet! Now, do either of you want a wedding dress? Cuz the fastest my guy can get one to me is tomorrow

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

M- maybe??

Vows?- I- i dont even know what i would say-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well y’a better think of them quick cuz the wedding is almost done being planned!!!

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[winstly]

N- no- of course not-

Cari- Cari would tell me if this was happening- neither of us have even proposed yet- i havent even met all of their family yet

[elizabethfablesmp]

Well whatever the case is, you should get those vows ready! Make a good first impression on their family that’ll prolly last forever…maybe.

[winstly]

Guess what, ya lucky duck, someone’s decided you’re good enough to put a ring on it and the weddings pretty soon! Ya got any suggestions or should I just give yall the normal package?

-@elizabethfablesmp

O- oh- uh- huh?? I- i dont- i dont understand-

[elizabethfablesmp]

That’s right it’s marriage time! Cari, right? Anyways cmon, what size do you want the cake to be? The wedding is very SOON so make sure you prepare you wouldn’t want to mess it up would you? :))

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hey, Elizabeth, can I hire you to prank my (eventual) sibling in law? I wanna make them think they're having a wedding to Cari soon.

-@loyalty-goddess-pt2

Ooooh of course, what are you thinking?

[loyalty-goddess-pt2]

Can you set up a fake wedding? Not actually marry them, but just set one up as if you were going to?

Their comm is @winstly btw

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hmm that does sound like it would be funny as hell…I’m on it

[loyalty-goddess-pt2]

Thank you!! This will be funny. And I will bring treats. Do you have a favorite treat?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hmmmm money

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hey, Elizabeth, can I hire you to prank my (eventual) sibling in law? I wanna make them think they're having a wedding to Cari soon.

-@loyalty-goddess-pt2

Ooooh of course, what are you thinking?

[loyalty-goddess-pt2]

Can you set up a fake wedding? Not actually marry them, but just set one up as if you were going to?

Their comm is @winstly btw

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hmm that does sound like it would be funny as hell…I’m on it

[god-of-expression]

excuse me, who are you???? WHY ARE YOU IMPERSONATING ME???

@x-malitae-x

Uh what?- ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

[x-malitae-x]

I go onto this website this morning and then I see you???? ( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡)

I'm Malitae! Who in all the stars are you???? I'm so confused-

[god-of-expression]

I'm also Malitae-(ᵕ•_•)

Different universe/timeline?- gods this thing is weird-

[x-malitae-x]

I mean, maybe????

I just didn't expect to see not-me on here??? I know about the different universes cause I've interacted with quite a few variants but I didn't think I would have a variant????

I mean, it makes sense but it's still very strange-

[god-of-expression]

I've interacted with so many variants of my friends and my partner- it's so weird-

[x-malitae-x]

that's very true

well. d'you wanna be friends?? (๑*ᗜ*)

[god-of-expression]

Sure..? I don't have a reason not to trust you, you're literally me-

[x-malitae-x]

you are very right!

...if I was to ask for proposal location ideas, would you have any off of the top of your head?

[god-of-expression]

Wellll- depends where you are- are you in the End at the island, or with Midas in another world?

[x-malitae-x]

I'm with Midas in another world!

I wanna make sure that the proposal goes smoothly, unlike the situation where I got forcefully 'married' to a Sherbert version... *shudder*

[god-of-expression]

Same! :D

Oh gods- yeah that's fair why you'd be nervous-

[x-malitae-x]

I actually already have the designs for the rings! D’you wanna look at them?

[god-of-expression]

YESSS! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

[x-malitae-x]

Here they are!

[god-of-expression]

(≧ヮ≦) 💕 THOSE ARE SO CUTEEE!!!

[x-malitae-x]

Thank you!!! I’m just a little worried that I outdid myself and now I can’t match my genius for the wedding rings-

[god-of-expression]

No they're perfect!!! I'm sure Mothie will love themmm :3

[x-malitae-x]

I’m really glad you like them! :D I hope they will like them too…

I was thinking to propose to Mi in some kind of garden/field (I’ve never been to any sort of gardens or fields except my own so it’ll be new!), we can also make a day out of it - what’d you think?

[god-of-expression]

That sounds like a great idea! Maybe a picnic, some art time, music, then maybe at the end of the day, you could propose?

[x-malitae-x]

Yes that is wonderful! All I need to do now is scout out a spot and get supplies :D

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hey, Elizabeth, can I hire you to prank my (eventual) sibling in law? I wanna make them think they're having a wedding to Cari soon.

-@loyalty-goddess-pt2

Ooooh of course, what are you thinking?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hii!! What’s a wedding???

@video-person

it’s basically when two people love each other very much or not at all so they decide to legally bind themselves to each other! And there’s cake. Lots of cake.

( @video-person )

[video-person]

WOAH! People do that?!?!?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Yep! And I get paid to bind em, which is the best part

[video-person]

I want to do that! That sounds cool!!!

[elizabethfablesmp]

Ya got a special someone? I’d be happy to do another wedding, especially after the last disaster

[video-person]

I have a friend! I’m not sure if xe be down for it though… and we just became friends! And he’s cool!

[elizabethfablesmp]

Ohhh so this is a tax benefits thing, I gotcha. Bring xem around and I’ll get the paperwork ready!

[video-person]

Taxes??? What’s that??

[elizabethfablesmp]

I feel the same way buddy. Oh wait, you’re serious? Just uh…don’t worry about that. Let’s focus on the wedding!

[video-person]

Alright! But- you said cake was involved :0

[elizabethfablesmp]

And it will be! What are you thinking, about four feet? Six layers?

[video-person]

That seems like a lot of cake- why not 3???

[elizabethfablesmp]

Only…3? Alright, if you say so. A bit weird for a wedding cake, but not unheard of!

[video-person]

How is it weird?? This will be my first wedding I’m at so-

[elizabethfablesmp]

Usually people get humongous cakes. Something like this:

I mean, if you want a more modern wedding a lot of people do that too! I’m just used to getting requests like this

[elizabethfablesmp]

Hii!! What’s a wedding???

@video-person

it’s basically when two people love each other very much or not at all so they decide to legally bind themselves to each other! And there’s cake. Lots of cake.

( @video-person )

[video-person]

WOAH! People do that?!?!?

[elizabethfablesmp]

Yep! And I get paid to bind em, which is the best part

[video-person]

I want to do that! That sounds cool!!!

[elizabethfablesmp]

Ya got a special someone? I’d be happy to do another wedding, especially after the last disaster

[video-person]

I have a friend! I’m not sure if xe be down for it though… and we just became friends! And he’s cool!

[elizabethfablesmp]

Ohhh so this is a tax benefits thing, I gotcha. Bring xem around and I’ll get the paperwork ready!

[video-person]

Taxes??? What’s that??

[elizabethfablesmp]

I feel the same way buddy. Oh wait, you’re serious? Just uh…don’t worry about that. Let’s focus on the wedding!

[video-person]

Alright! But- you said cake was involved :0

[elizabethfablesmp]

And it will be! What are you thinking, about four feet? Six layers?

[video-person]

That seems like a lot of cake- why not 3???

[elizabethfablesmp]

Only…3? Alright, if you say so. A bit weird for a wedding cake, but not unheard of!