There's a Greedy Fly in here

[Brisbane, Australia] let's be realistic, it's basically just rambling and bad jokes

[gogomrbrown]

#NoDAPL protestors teargassed while standing peacefully in the water. US at their best - fight peaceful protestors with an army..

[bikinimybottom-deactivated20131]

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

[bpdjedis-deactivated20180129]

*beestiality

[babyzabuzas-deactivated20140108]

i need a moment

[dajo42]

Visit Original Link

http://grandenchanterfiona.tumblr.com/post/125317475373/kermit-the-frog-voice-sweet-mother-sweet

[elucubrare]

WebMD Middle Ages

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

[sashayed]

Try These Home Remedyes

take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God 

have lesse blood

hast thou tried Arsenic

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[roachpatrol]

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

[sashayed]

Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

[to-the-fishies]

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle

[patdevilles]

“If no one could get in, then when are we supposed to fa la la la la, Jack?” -Phryne Fisher, probably

[noodlerama]

somehow-you-will:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

i learned something today

[shanology]

A good man, becoming better.

[superhumandisasters]

One of the rare guarantees in life that we will all fuck up. The question, then, is not “Have you done wrong?” but “How did you respond?”

[skywulker-archive]

Holy trinity

[evaunit08]

please dont talk to animals 

[nxte]

[livguini]

I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.

Thank you, Vine

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[susielesbian]

[yattaze]

Failed QTEs are the purest form of comedy

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Its like a fucking monty python skit

[dunglizard]

[night-dawn-day]

“Here’s to Devil’s Night, my new favorite holiday.”

[perplexistan]

Drake // Halloween Bling (x)

[noisy-pics]

Beast Mask by Zhelong XU

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[nyaphrodites-deactivated2019082]

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you