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The Stonewall Inn
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@reallycoolreptile
By special request from the LTS Discord…
Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?
No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.
Who does it for you?
Scar
Thanos
Who does it for you?
Sid
Thanos
thank you journalism
[ID: 2 screenshots of interview text. The first reads
PLAYBOY: Do you ever get tired of talking about your friendship with Matt?
AFFLECK: I understand the questions. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they're friends, they're pals, they grew up together, isn't it great and cute? I get all kinds of questions, like, "So how's Matt?" or "What's Matt like?" And I don't know what sort of answers are expected.
Instead of saying Matt's fine and he's doing his thing, I'II be like, "Well, let me tell you about Matt. Matt can give a blow job in a way that's incredible, really special." Most of the time it's like Entertainment Tonight, and they can't air it. But then sometimes you think you're safe, but someone writes it down and it ends up being taken out of context in Out magazine.
PLAYBOY: Does Matt ever get pissed off about that?
AFFLECK: Matt gets it. We have a similar sense of humor, which I think is the main reason we're compatible as friends and in terms of writing. He always thinks it's funny. It's just a question of the rest of them.
PLAYBOY: Let's see if you've learned your lesson: What is Matt Damon really like?
AFFLECK: [Laughs] He gives a really great blow job.
The second reads
PLAYBOY: In his 1999 Playboy Interview, Affleck jokingly said of you, "He gives a really great blow job." Care to return the compliment?
DAMON: I do give great head. I definitely give a better blow job than Ben. I mean, I'm not lucky enough to be able to blow myself, but if I could, I'd never leave the house.
/end ID]
i remember july like it was yesterday
the funniest part of sidney crosby being the oldest man alive for every sportscaster and interviewer alike is that geno is in the same team and he's fucking older than him
hockey media: is it possible for someone to be over thirty eight and still play hockey at a professional level?
the ever reliable geno:
happy 40 years to the ever reliable geno
"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"
they should do emmys for gifs
Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.
"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"
"... didn't know it was yours..."
(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"
"...no..."
Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"
(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)
"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"
"...Ok, fair enough."
Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)
Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck
Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers
Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)
Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)
Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.
Gimme plzzz
Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.
The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.
i saw this image and immediately thought of the wammy boys like the image was so CLEAR
if that isn't them idk what is
[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]
trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath
Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again
>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’
>look inside
>forefather of that genre
great
this looks helpful at least
another good source i would recommend following is Matthew Cortland, who is a public health/disability/law professional who does excellent writeups:
Cyclospora infection is often asymptomatic, but when symptoms occur, illness is characterized by anorexia, nausea, flatulence, fatigue, abdo
nb. I got into this outbreak in detail, even though I was having surgery, because I need to know what is safe for me to eat as someone who
Farmer's markets often use produce that comes from the same sources as grocery stores. They've been lying about it all being their own produce for decades. We used to go to an actual farmstand to buy lettuce and produce, a few years ago, but that farmstand got sold and turned into a convenience store for encroaching suburbs.
Also, I grow my own, it is pathetically hard to keep it *all* safe from pests (and herbivores like rabbits and deer) on a normal semirural property, so don't feel bad if yours also suffered this fate.
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
teamwork makes the dream work
