[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[sweatermuppet]

doctors hate when you have a cursory question about any single chronic illness or pain but they also hate when you have any level of knowledge about anything medical ever. interesting

[iloveuok]

[enki2]

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[oxypill]

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[dogpuppy]

[blemgoid]

entering the polycule not as a conqueror, but a liberator

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[jbweld]

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

[jbweld]

let's all green out together and pass away

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood