hardware store is my mcdonalds playspace

ʙᴇᴄᴋ ʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ 𝟤𝟨 ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ɢᴀʏ ᴛᴍᴇ ᴜsᴀ

[jbweld]

working with kids is weird because i'll see an 8 year old running around going batshit crazy and i'm like why doesn't this kid have a job why is he so carefree he's so old. no he's not you were raised evilly

[jbweld]

hardest part about being in your mid to late twenties is not screenshotting posts obviously made by a teenager and saying what idiot is saying this bullshit

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[jbweld]

oh my god i am so fucking overwhelmed i'm at my breaking point i don't know what could possibly make this worse

car across the street with new subwoofers :

[jbweld]

why the fuck did i take a lyft home

[furryprovocateur]

it is actually scary and annoying how people think hillary clinton was the load-bearing pillar holding back fascism and her losing the 2016 general election forever removed all barriers to fascism's rise to power. like it's such a genuinely puerile understanding of politics that otherwise rational 30-40 year olds will just espouse unironically.

[pristineblades]

i think a lot of the people who say that warning posts are useless drama-starters that only exist to further harass marginalized/vulnerable people would have more plausible deniability if those type of posts didnt spring up literally every single time a black user pointed out that a white user is racist

[pristineblades]

and also if the Black user didn't proceed to get racist harassment from the white users followers for pointing out said racism

[pristineblades]

Black tumblr user: this user is racist, here is proof, and i would prefer it if those who willingly interact with this person after knowing this to keep their distance from me

dashboard for the next 4 days: when you make a callout post for someone you have murdered them. it is the same thing. it is the exact same thing as taking a life. you have killed them forever and you have blood on your hands.

[pristineblades]

a small reminder with all the "trans womens blogs getting deleted is Literally social murder" going on that white trans women harassed and mass reported a Black trans womans blog that she used for fundraising to the point of termination all because the Black trans woman said she didn't rock with pedophiles and racists.

[girlfailure-poetics]

they only know how to steal from trans women lmao

[lemon-labia]

i bet being treated properly by your parents your whole life feels sooooo good

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[jbweld]

still scared as fuck from yesterday but now my hair is green

i promise it's green

[jbweld]

remember when target was one of the first major chains to say hey use whatever bathroom you want we don't care

[girlgrimer]

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household