throw me down a well

hella hello 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[berrystumpytail]

[l3irdl3rain]

Should I tell her she has food on her nose?

[rolodextra]

we all agree that we must be gentle with this baby

[as-per-usual]

[lukastiktokstash]

[death-tfx]

Sunken Church of San Vittorino

[everythingfox]

“Cinderblock’s first time on the treadmill trying to lose weight”

(Source)

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[ziprasidones]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[your-wifes-boyfriend]

[upschittcreek]

alexis and david + boops

[pepessilvias-blog]

[isa-ghost]

I HATE THIS

[heroofthreefaces]

“HE’S CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

[firjii]

don’t like that

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[gucciwoodnymph]

whoever invented the concept of the cover letter, i hope you’re having a swell time in hell

[arirna]

[dykebluejay]

[odonianpoet]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

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