Rhage: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Phury: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Rhage: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

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Rhage: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Phury: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Rhage: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.
Jane: If Butch jumped off a cliff, would you?
V: *stares into the distance with a blank expression*
Jane: Vishous!
V: Well-er-I mean, it depends.
Jane: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
V: Well, I wasn't planning on it.
Jane: But if Butch did, you would!?
V: *stares into the distance yet again*
Jane: VISHOUS!
Qhuinn: Can I ask a question?
Blay: Shoot.
Qhuinn: *shoots the ceiling*
Qhuinn: Can I ask my question now?
Saxton: Ruhn you know that I will always look up to you, right?
Ruhn: Bcs you are short?
Lassiter: Why is V crying?
Rhage: He did one of those 'which BDB character are you' quizzes
Lassiter: Oh, who did he get?
Rhage: You
*Ruhn moving out of the mansion*
Ruhn: And remember, if you need anything, I'm available 24/6.
Rhage: Uh, don't you mean 24/7?
Ruhn: No. Saturdays are my date nights with Saxton.
Ruhn: *holding a cup of coffee* Blow.
Saxton: *shrugging*
Ruhn:
Ruhn: THE COFFEE SAXTON! THE COFFEE!
Ruhn: Good evening my love you look beautiful today.
Saxton: Good evening Ruh-
Ruhn: HAHA APRIL FOOLS
Ruhn: You look beautiful every day!
Butch: Are you okay?
Vishous: Yeah, there's just this headache that comes and goes.
Lassiter: *enters room*
Vishous: Oh look, there it is..
Saxton: *unbuttoning shirt* Dear Scribe Virgin it's so hot in here.
Ruhn: I get that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Rhage: You're gay
Ruhn: Obviously I'm not gay
Rhage: You're in a relationship with Saxton, who is a male
Ruhn: You got me there
Saxton: You have been really stressed, so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.
Ruhn: A what day?
Saxton: A spa day.
Ruhn: What is this word, "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
One with the original brothers...
Wrath: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Phury: I did. I broke it...
Wrath: No. No, you didn't. Rhage?
Rhage: Don't look at me. Look at Vishous.
Vishous: What?! I didn't break it.
Rhage: Huh. That's weird. How did you know it was broken?
Vishous: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Rhage: Suspicious.
Vishous: No, it's not!
Tohrment: If it matters, probably not... Butch was the last one to use it.
Butch: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Tohrment: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Butch: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tohr!
Phury: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Wrath.
Wrath: No. Who broke it?
Vishous: [whispering] Wrath, Zsadist's been awfully quiet...
Zsadist: Really?!
Vishous: Yeah, really!
...
Wrath: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Saxton: Being gay is not a choice.
Saxton: (holding Ruhn like a trophy) But it's a game and i have won!
Lassiter: I'm a limited adition
Lassiter: I'm so unique?
Lassiter: Nobody out there is anything like me that's how special I am
Vishous: THANK THE GOOD LORD
Basically what happened in The Theif
[door opens]
Ruhn: What are you doing here?
Jane: Running away from my problems
Ruhn: *moves aside* Come on in
Ruhn: I'm not really sure actually. Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
Saxton [staring] :
Saxton [unimpressed] : So you were gay... and then you realized you were even more gay.