Miss Moriarty

Behind every great hero there is even greater villain..

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Rhage: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Phury: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Rhage: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

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Jane: If Butch jumped off a cliff, would you?

V: *stares into the distance with a blank expression*

Jane: Vishous!

V: Well-er-I mean, it depends.

Jane: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

V: Well, I wasn't planning on it.

Jane: But if Butch did, you would!?

V: *stares into the distance yet again*

Jane: VISHOUS!

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Qhuinn: Can I ask a question?

Blay: Shoot.

Qhuinn: *shoots the ceiling*

Qhuinn: Can I ask my question now?

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Saxton: Ruhn you know that I will always look up to you, right?

Ruhn: Bcs you are short?

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Lassiter: Why is V crying?

Rhage: He did one of those 'which BDB character are you' quizzes

Lassiter: Oh, who did he get?

Rhage: You

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*Ruhn moving out of the mansion*

Ruhn: And remember, if you need anything, I'm available 24/6.

Rhage: Uh, don't you mean 24/7?

Ruhn: No. Saturdays are my date nights with Saxton.

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Ruhn: *holding a cup of coffee* Blow.

Saxton: *shrugging*

Ruhn:

Ruhn: THE COFFEE SAXTON! THE COFFEE!

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Ruhn: Good evening my love you look beautiful today.

Saxton: Good evening Ruh-

Ruhn: HAHA APRIL FOOLS

Ruhn: You look beautiful every day!

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Butch: Are you okay?

Vishous: Yeah, there's just this headache that comes and goes.

Lassiter: *enters room*

Vishous: Oh look, there it is..

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Saxton: *unbuttoning shirt* Dear Scribe Virgin it's so hot in here.

Ruhn: I get that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Rhage: You're gay

Ruhn: Obviously I'm not gay

Rhage: You're in a relationship with Saxton, who is a male

Ruhn: You got me there

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Saxton: You have been really stressed, so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.

Ruhn: A what day?

Saxton: A spa day.

Ruhn: What is this word, "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

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One with the original brothers...

Wrath: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Phury: I did. I broke it...

Wrath: No. No, you didn't. Rhage?

Rhage: Don't look at me. Look at Vishous.

Vishous: What?! I didn't break it.

Rhage: Huh. That's weird. How did you know it was broken?

Vishous: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Rhage: Suspicious.

Vishous: No, it's not!

Tohrment: If it matters, probably not... Butch was the last one to use it.

Butch: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Tohrment: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Butch: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tohr!

Phury: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Wrath.

Wrath: No. Who broke it?

Vishous: [whispering] Wrath, Zsadist's been awfully quiet...

Zsadist: Really?!

Vishous: Yeah, really!

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Wrath: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Saxton: Being gay is not a choice.

Saxton: (holding Ruhn like a trophy) But it's a game and i have won!

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Lassiter: I'm a limited adition

Lassiter: I'm so unique?

Lassiter: Nobody out there is anything like me that's how special I am

Vishous: THANK THE GOOD LORD

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Basically what happened in The Theif

[door opens]

Ruhn: What are you doing here?

Jane: Running away from my problems

Ruhn: *moves aside* Come on in

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Ruhn: I'm not really sure actually. Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

Saxton [staring] :

Saxton [unimpressed] : So you were gay... and then you realized you were even more gay.