El Lamento del Fénix

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.

[ishenwulf]

And how on earth do you always do that? It’s like she appears out of smoke.

[legaciesladies]

[alicentrism]

penelope park in episodes » 1.02 - some people just want to watch the world burn

[luthor-s]

And the witch representative will be… Josie.

[ackermain]

[alicentrism]

[sapphicpinkyverse]

 Penelope Park / Legacies / Episode 1-5

[alicentrism]

[alicentrism]

[onlyheda]

“What did I ever do to make you hate me so much?”

“It’s not about you….It’s about how you treat Josie.”

[ellamentodelfenix]

Wax: Uncle, How can you be so cruel?

Edwarn: Hemalurgy. It let me replace my heart with another liver so I could drink more and care less.

Wax: THAT'S POSSIBLE?

[ellamentodelfenix]

Kelsier: Bees don’t even have knees, so if someone calls you ‘the bee’s knees’, they’re calling you nothing.

Elend: Actually bees do have knees. They have segmented legs which consists of the coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia, and a tarsus. The joints in between are called knees.

Kelsier: GET OUT OF HERE YOU NERD AND GO DO A SUDOKU PUZZLE!

[ellamentodelfenix]

Zane: Hey, are you taken?

Vin: Yeah bitch, taken for granted.

[ellamentodelfenix]

Kelsier: Imma do the thing.

Dox: Dammit Kell no!

Spook: Notting of the doing of the thing!

Breeze: The thing is worse than an empty goblet of wine.

Ham: Kell, that makes no logical sense.

Marsh: You're only doing the thing for your own damn ego.

Sazed: I can tell you 82 different religions that say why the thing is bad.

Kelsier, after he does the thing: Why didn’t anyone tell me not to? The thing was a bad idea.

The entire crew: *groaning*

[ellamentodelfenix]

Steris: I'm not as uptight as you think, Wayne. In fact, you could say I'm a pretty easy-going gal.

Wayne: ...Yesterday, I saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.

Steris: It was off by half a centimetre. It never should've been in circulation!

[ellamentodelfenix]

Elend: *wakes up Vin at 4 am*

Vin: What's wrong? What’s the matter?

Elend: Do you like me?

Vin: ...I married you.

Elend: Yeah. But did you marry me as a friend or-

[ellamentodelfenix]

Dockson: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of us?

Elend: You did.

Ham: You said "Elend should be king."

Sazed: And then you said “Let’s vote,” and it was unanimous.

Vin: And then you made him this little crown, that said “Boss of Us”, I put little sparkles on it.

Dockson: Valid points, all.