Ellen for President

i'm kara i go to randolph college and i love my cats

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[ramdaughter]

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[theoldness]

[jasonptodd]

Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

[pawnees]

don’t 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 an 👏 emily 👏 prentiss 👏 fan 👏 unless👏 you’ve 👏 died 👏 at 👏 least 👏 once 👏

[cantpray]

[sjavftusifuj]

GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

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[carudamon119]

[dragoncuspid]

why he do dat

[youngwhiteboi]

[deepdickpizza]

[sinbadism]

this mans life has been torn apart

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Takei sends a message in Spanish about how we can defeat Trump

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[giffingcartoons]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]